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#306616 - 03/12/08 03:11 AM Tit fucking Discussion thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
All this talk about Prostitution recently (whether it's high end, Brothels, standard Outcall, or even porn shoots, which are in effect a form of prostitution), along with a post Holly Made in the cage about squeezing Ceara's boobs, got me to thinking about what I think is the safest, most fun/least intimate sex act a ridiculously horny male can pay for and still not have to avert eye contact with the chick after he has splooged. Tit fucking...or "boobling" as the Silicon Valley Geeks used to call it when they had their brain dead, drop dead gorgeous secretaries come into their office and shut the door for a private dicktation.

I can recall several women in various occupations and situations who offerred, and actually enjoyed, getting guys off with their tits and actually turned it into a side business of sorts. There were of course the usual escorts/whores who specialized in this activity, but also above mentioned secretaries and assistants who made a career out of allowing their boss to jerk off in betwixt their awesome boobs in lieu of any job skills whatsoever, along with strippers who wouldnt allow your penis to penetrate their bodies in anyway but had no problem massaging the massive hardon they gave you, via lapdances, with their tits and allowing to splooge on them, after hours in your hotel room for a reasonable fee.

So what's everyones feelings regarding tit fucking? Everyone bitches about my posts flying over peoples' collective heads, or being too wordy or esoteric...here is a good old fashioned Tit fucking thread.

I'll throw the following out:

1) Reasonable fees for a good tit fucking run about 200-300 bucks...hopefully you get a enthusiastic, good natured chick who enjoys the act and doesnt put her hand over your cockhead as you splooge and lets it fly where it may. It's a form of cumdodging that, while not as rude as refusing to swallow, still kills the mood.

2) What are the ideal size tits to fuck? I think it's good Holly Mentioned Ceara's boobs because they seem to be the ideal size for such activity. Actually, Holly has decent sized boobs for this as well...Too Big and too small definitely apply here...although you can make it work with just about any size except flat as a pankcake tits...I'd be scared of pierced tits like certain chicks have.

3) Does having the chick jerk you off when u splooge, or doing it yourself, make a difference in the overall enjoyment of the act? Certain chicks know how to jerk you off better than others...I hate the "Yankers", women who seem like they want to take your penis home with them instead of just getting you to splooge.
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#306617 - 03/12/08 04:25 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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Registered: 11/07/07
Posts: 65
I've discovered most girls with sizeable wabs are happy to let yours truly nestle the old chap between them for the duration. Mind you, 80% of the tarts I see off are chubby slappers who will do just about anything with a little silver-tongued encouragement. Incidentally, it does seem to help this activity if the girl is on the meatier side. The extra blubber serves to make the tits more pendulous; hence more easily squeezed together, maximizing coverage.
I have little frame of reference on the other factors mentioned here. Where I come from, the price of sex is as many drinks as it takes the bint to fall over.

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#306618 - 03/12/08 05:08 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Hey Burg, great to see you back, how was florida?
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#306619 - 03/12/08 07:29 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Titfucking is an area where I feel like Moses when he was banned from entering the promised land. I fucking love it and agree with Burg that when you're doing it, a whore has nowhere to look but up and into your eyes.

I have spent many nights humping away at funbags of various flavours and have many fond memories of messy mammaries. Sadly, memories is all they are.

There are two types of asian women: those with luscious pillowy tits, and those with small, perfect, but unfuckable boobs. Guess which one I married?

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#306620 - 03/12/08 07:31 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Heh... love the activity personally.

So does my wife thank god.
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#306621 - 03/12/08 11:02 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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#306622 - 03/12/08 11:04 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Hey Burg, great to see you back, how was florida?





Florida? You asshole.....
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#306623 - 03/12/08 03:22 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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#306624 - 03/12/08 05:06 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Never could get into the titfucking fucking thing.



I'd much rather squeeze and/or suck the tits while my dick is better cared for in one of the young lady's soft, wet, tight dark orifaces.

But, that's me ...

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#306625 - 03/12/08 05:33 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

All this talk about Prostitution recently (whether it's high end, Brothels, standard Outcall, or even porn shoots, which are in effect a form of prostitution), along with a post Holly Made in the cage about squeezing Ceara's boobs, got me to thinking about what I think is the safest, most fun/least intimate sex act a ridiculously horny male can pay for and still not have to avert eye contact with the chick after he has splooged. Tit fucking...or "boobling" as the Silicon Valley Geeks used to call it when they had their brain dead, drop dead gorgeous secretaries come into their office and shut the door for a private dicktation.

I can recall several women in various occupations and situations who offerred, and actually enjoyed, getting guys off with their tits and actually turned it into a side business of sorts. There were of course the usual escorts/whores who specialized in this activity, but also above mentioned secretaries and assistants who made a career out of allowing their boss to jerk off in betwixt their awesome boobs in lieu of any job skills whatsoever, along with strippers who wouldnt allow your penis to penetrate their bodies in anyway but had no problem massaging the massive hardon they gave you, via lapdances, with their tits and allowing to splooge on them, after hours in your hotel room for a reasonable fee.

So what's everyones feelings regarding tit fucking? Everyone bitches about my posts flying over peoples' collective heads, or being too wordy or esoteric...here is a good old fashioned Tit fucking thread.

I'll throw the following out:

1) Reasonable fees for a good tit fucking run about 200-300 bucks...hopefully you get a enthusiastic, good natured chick who enjoys the act and doesnt put her hand over your cockhead as you splooge and lets it fly where it may. It's a form of cumdodging that, while not as rude as refusing to swallow, still kills the mood.

2) What are the ideal size tits to fuck? I think it's good Holly Mentioned Ceara's boobs because they seem to be the ideal size for such activity. Actually, Holly has decent sized boobs for this as well...Too Big and too small definitely apply here...although you can make it work with just about any size except flat as a pankcake tits...I'd be scared of pierced tits like certain chicks have.

3) Does having the chick jerk you off when u splooge, or doing it yourself, make a difference in the overall enjoyment of the act? Certain chicks know how to jerk you off better than others...I hate the "Yankers", women who seem like they want to take your penis home with them instead of just getting you to splooge.







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#306626 - 03/12/08 05:56 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


Hey man, you need the practice reading english. And FYI, I used to beat up all the kids more crippled than myself back in my childhood ...as long as nobody started swinging crutches I kicked ass.
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#306627 - 03/14/08 09:15 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Har! I always suspected that the "differently-abled" would form a bully hierarchy to perpetuate the circle of violence. And that poor cockroach-kid from the Czech Republic would still be at the bottom...



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#306628 - 04/20/08 07:51 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
CMG Offline
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6
Loc: Levittown, PA 19056 USA
YES!! Finally something I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT! Titty Fucking is the greatest thing ever made into a sexual act, I believe it is the best thing for a guy and girl to do if you are in a relationship or if you're having a one night stand. Some guys feel uncomfortable giving a good old facial to the one they love and sleep next to, but feel it's acceptable to glaze their woman's tits with his man marinade! I'm all for that, that's me to a tee! lol.. So here's my problem, as I said in a post I made before i saw this; why is it that you can't find any good porn where the guy cums while titty fucking?!? Everyone (except for 2) I've seen has the guy pull out right as he's about to cum and jerk off on her nipples or something.. I don't want to see that, i want to see him/her titty fuck until he shoots right in the center of her voluptuous tits and give her a pearl necklace or depending on the positioning, it could end up being a facial. I like doing it where my girl's on her back and i'm straddling her or i'm on my back and thrusting through her tits into her mouth.. I LOVE TITTY FUCKING.. TIT FUCKS 4 LIFE!

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#306629 - 04/20/08 08:59 PM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
Walter Offline
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Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 14
Quote:


1) So what's everyones feelings regarding tit fucking?





It's fun on occasion, but not something I do frequently. I love sucking and playing with tits, but I would rather suck and play with their tits while having sex than tit fuck them. I tit fuck 10%-15% of the times that I fornicate.

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2) What are the ideal size tits to fuck? I'd be scared of pierced tits like certain chicks have.





D or larger have worked best for me. C on a smaller framed girl. I have never attempted tit fucking a girl with smaller tits. Also, I can't recall ever being with a girl who's tits looked to large to fuck. When there is a will, there is a way.

I'm not scared of pierced nipples, although they are not a turn-on either.

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3) Does having the chick jerk you off when u splooge, or doing it yourself, make a difference in the overall enjoyment of the act?





If a chick is able to get me off with her hands/mouth/tits, I welcome her to do so. I don't come easily, especially in this manner, and some chicks grow impatient quickly. If this is the case, then I will do it myself. It's usually more explosive if I do it myself because my timing and rhythm is better, but the overall experience is better if the chick can make me cum.

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#306630 - 04/21/08 12:59 AM Re: Tit fucking Discussion thread
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i like it a great deal
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