Titfucking is an area where I feel like Moses when he was banned from entering the promised land. I fucking love it and agree with Burg that when you're doing it, a whore has nowhere to look but up and into your eyes.

I have spent many nights humping away at funbags of various flavours and have many fond memories of messy mammaries. Sadly, memories is all they are.

There are two types of asian women: those with luscious pillowy tits, and those with small, perfect, but unfuckable boobs. Guess which one I married?