When I see an actress I like, director I like and/or scene that I like enough to duplicate with a boyfriend and/or girlfriend, I usually visit the website of the people involved and send a note of appreciation. Sometimes I ask questions of the nature of "I want to get that outfit so I let my boyfriend live out of the fantasy of that scene...where did you get it?" or "How did you do that without it hurting like hell?"

About half the time I get a legit answer...like Gen and Kami, Tony and even Brandon from this board...and half the time I get crude one line responses like this one from last year that's I've always remembered for it's stupidity:

"I saw a clip of you and your hubby where you tell him to pull out and cum in your ass. He shoves it in and you look like you're in a hell of a lot of pain and I have a pretty good idea why. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I was wondering if the pain was just acting for the pleasure of the guys watching and if so how you make it so you can handle a cock just being slammed right in with no lube? My boyfriend wants to re-enact that scene with me but I don't feel like having trouble sitting for a day or so."

The response: "Go do it in the shower. I love it there!"

I almost wanted to respond "let HER answer the question you jackass!" As if they think we can't tell when some webmaster with one hand on the keyboard is answering instead of the actress.

Anyone else get stupid responses from porn star websites?