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#306325 - 03/23/08 08:59 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Jenna Haze had one of the oddest looking faces I've ever seen. A boner-killer every time...
Who says shit like this? How big of a fag do you have to be? Oddest looking faces, huh? How about the most beautiful face and the sexiest body in ALL of porn. How does Jenna Haze's name even appear in a 'least attractive whores of fame' thread?
LOOK AT THE MOST PERFECT GIRL IN PORN!!
I don't think anyone would question her fuckability, but Jenna Haze is only "regular girl hot"... as in, hot compared to the typical chick you meet every day. She'd be the Denny's waitress all the mexican busboys would try to get drunk/high and date rape. But I wouldn't say she rates that high compared to top-of-the-line pornstar pussy [ ie. Teagan Presley, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Riley Shy, etc. ].
Her teeth are jacked, and she has a little bit of an inbred rat face thing going on. Other than that she's completely boneable.
Now if you wanna talk perfection, this spectacular bitch is the closest thing porn has ever seen.
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#306328 - 03/23/08 01:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Can we make a "hottest girls in porn" thread? I'd post in that one!
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#306329 - 03/23/08 01:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Who would be featured in that one?
And would it be based on photoshopped pictures or what?
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#306330 - 03/23/08 02:34 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
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Yeah lets not even go there.
Porn photos are more touched up then 12 yr old thai boys on a pedo sex tour
im a photographer and porn photos might as well be cartoons...
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#306331 - 03/23/08 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Yeah lets not even go there.
Porn photos are more touched up then 12 yr old thai boys on a pedo sex tour
im a photographer and porn photos might as well be cartoons...
How about test polaroid head shots as the basis for comparison. Premakeup, off the sidewalk, just walked in look. Filters and makeup throw off the human eye.
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#306332 - 03/23/08 03:19 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
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here are the rules if we start a thread that will be a compromise that will suit anyone any post shot alterations, photoshopping etc are out . doesnt have to be a grimy polaroid with no makeup. the women "as is" day to day look is fine i just wanna tear my fucking eyes out when i see those glossed up, bright light, touched up for hours shots. its not hot and really doesnt represent the point of fuck films...to me at least . The moment the sex gets good the makeup falls apart, the animal comes out and the shot you saw on the front cover is a distant memory . unless your vivid, in which case the film stock makes you look like your 19 even when your 51. fucking lame 
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#306333 - 03/23/08 03:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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That might be a good point to start, but where to find such pictures?
If done correctly and only to a certain degree, alterations should not be noticeable.
Vivid Video seem to mostly use some video format, not necessarily with an HD resolution.
How could film stock make people look younger anyway?
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#306335 - 03/23/08 04:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That might be a good point to start, but where to find such pictures?
If done correctly and only to a certain degree, alterations should not be noticeable.
Vivid Video seem to mostly use some video format, not necessarily with an HD resolution.
How could film stock make people look younger anyway?
Does Luke Ford have any pics in his collection he'd like to share?
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#306336 - 03/23/08 05:41 PM
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That might be a good point to start, but where to find such pictures?
Well, you could always start HERE.
Just a thought.
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#306339 - 03/23/08 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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You're so easy. I may give him tons of shit but at least Christian's partners are above age.
And most of your partners wind up in 55 gal drums and covered with quicklime.
Are you still posting from your brother's couch, or did you finally land a job on the docks letting longshoremen rape your ass while you bent over, prepping the daily tilapia catch for the French 75 Bistro?
William Hyde = lover of cancer fakers (Genny P.), set-shitters (Julie Sinn) and wHerpes Whores (Hillary Snot). Next thing he'll be "BFFs" with Nicky Hunter. 
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#306342 - 03/24/08 04:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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But if you want to see porn models who don't need any photoshopping, check out any Eastern European girl. For example I've never seen a flaw on Jana Cova. WTF do they feed those girls over there?
For one thing, they don´t eat the amount of fast food the average American eats.
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#306344 - 03/24/08 07:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Whats the matter Hyde? Mad because Big Brothers and Sisters won't let you mentor the young girl of your choice?
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#306346 - 03/24/08 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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or did they turn down your application completely because you slipped up and used the phrase hard candy?
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#306347 - 03/24/08 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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But if you want to see porn models who don't need any photoshopping, check out any Eastern European girl. For example I've never seen a flaw on Jana Cova. WTF do they feed those girls over there?
For one thing, they don´t eat the amount of fast food the average American eats.
Many of them are definitely statuesque. Just look at the DDF and Century21 girls. Wowza (for the most part). Must be the vegetarian goulash, dumplings and other central european fare.
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#306348 - 03/25/08 12:42 PM
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Registered: 01/27/07
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Jenna Haze is one of the top 20 most ugly girls for sure. She has a face like a horse and the body of an 18 year old swimmer... a male swimmer. If you like her, you are gay for men.
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#306349 - 03/25/08 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Forgot but: Katarina Kat and Catalina (the similar names reminded me) are both fugly.
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#306350 - 03/25/08 11:39 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Forgot but: Katarina Kat and Catalina (the similar names reminded me) are both fugly.
Katarina Kat is hot. You are a fag.
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#306352 - 03/25/08 11:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Katarina Kat is hot.
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#306353 - 03/26/08 12:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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El G: Why do you quote some posts and say nothing? I'm just curious.
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#306354 - 03/26/08 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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El G: Why do you quote some posts and say nothing? I'm just curious.
that means i am agree with the comment
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#306356 - 03/26/08 10:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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There's a Katarina Kat and and a Katerina Kat I think. I don't know what the former looks like, but the latter +1.
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#306357 - 03/26/08 10:38 PM
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Registered: 10/23/07
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Sascha Sin There is more than a passing resemblance to one of those pink haired doll trolls. 
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#306360 - 03/28/08 09:14 AM
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#306361 - 04/04/08 06:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#306362 - 04/04/08 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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El G. Ava is NOT ugly, very far from it.
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#306364 - 04/04/08 11:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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El G. Ava is NOT ugly, very far from it.
i do not like Rose sisters, i think they are overrated
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#306366 - 04/05/08 12:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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do not like Rose sisters, i think they are overrated
Your entitled to your opinion of them as "over rated, but they aren't in any way "least attractive".
i think they are over rated because i don't found they attractive, they are only two "meth junkies look a like" with pretty eyes, just that 
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#306368 - 04/05/08 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The picture's are not loading up but i've seen her before and i'm sorry but I think you must be gay or into fat sweaty birds or something. 
Jesus christ my friend you have no taste
You obviously have no clue about the effects of makeup, lighting, posing and post processing.
Taste. Right.
Your confidence in your own sexuality is astounding.
The attachments will work when downloaded separately in any case.
shes really pretty
Isnt that the girl that Tony T. was in a movie with and he fell in love with her saying he cant dog her cause he has feeling for her. I have the fucking movie and I cant think of her name now. Too much work makes Gypsy's brain fried. I need a sugardaddy/mommy. I cant work this hard anymore. I love the paycheck but I dont wanna work anymore. 
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#306369 - 04/05/08 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The picture's are not loading up but i've seen her before and i'm sorry but I think you must be gay or into fat sweaty birds or something.
Jesus christ my friend you have no taste
You obviously have no clue about the effects of makeup, lighting, posing and post processing.
Taste. Right.
Your confidence in your own sexuality is astounding.
The attachments will work when downloaded separately in any case.
shes really pretty
Isnt that the girl that Tony T. was in a movie with and he fell in love with her saying he cant dog her cause he has feeling for her. I have the fucking movie and I cant think of her name now. Too much work makes Gypsy's brain fried. I need a sugardaddy/mommy. I cant work this hard anymore. I love the paycheck but I dont wanna work anymore.
tony t 
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