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Gauge

Except for the lolita factor there is nothing really good about her. Her body is all right, her face is dominated by a disproportionately large forehead and a tired overall appearance.





The lolita factor was the whole show. Gauge deserves points though for her trashy, trailerpark appeal, and her unwavering, Belladonna-esque commitment to whoredom.



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The number 1 on my Avoid-At-All-Costs list:

Sasha Grey

Why?
1. The retarded look in her eyes in the picture below;
2. She's annoying like hell, when having sex on camera;
3. She's extremely vain. (Posting vids on YouTube, editing her own Wiki page);
4. Her self-acclaimed 'existentialism';
5. She's plain in an ugly way, hasn't got nice tits and her ass is nothing special (except if you're a dermatologist).








Sasha...
I know I've made a point of calling you out on many, many, many, many occasions lately for being a self-important, pretentious, pseudointellectual poser. But I think these attacks are unwarranted. You're clearly a very comely and alluring young woman. I do, however, question your recent campaign to revive oldschool bush...
















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