Im bored and figured why not, xxxporntalk has been around for quite a while and has had its share of interesting users. I thought i would set up a poll to see who the board thinks is the greatest poster of all time.

Smartt was intentionally left of this list. It isn't a typo and i voted for angelica knoght not myself. My ego isn't that big and besides i don't have unbelievable tits and a great ass like ak.


p.s i did forget to add toelicker and the rock242 or whatever it is, the stalker guy who wants all the pornstars real names. So i am sorry i can't change a poll otherwise i would, just vote other if you think either is the greatest of all time.

Simp is the greatest poster of all time.Everyone knows that.

Other is leading right now on 4. if you voted other maybe post a post saying who you think it is, much like jeff has with simp.

This ain't a popularity contest, so thanks for leaving me off this stupid poll. I thought I'd post a pic of my fav poster...

I think it is a popularity contest . . . .

Great poster Smut!

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That would explain you not on reading but responding to the thread?. It is someting different from the norm i want to shove my dick down this porners throat or i like shit fucking posts that flood up the board. Come here and touch this.

Lets see the greatests poster of all time....hmmm... gotta give it to Kami (has a great ass, quick wit, gorgeous face and hates primates and meatheads)... the Swami loves Kami!

ME, of course.

My vote goes to SIMP with that UPSIDE DOWN shit.. cracks me the hell up.


However, I vote for myself as the ultimate THREAD KILLER

I also must agree that simp is da man .

Smuthut relegated to co mod of video reviews. Just touch it once.

smelly relegated to hemerrhoid of the board.

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amazing comeback. With lightning quick wit like that its only a matter of time before you move upto co mod of the fan requests board.

gosh, do you think so?! here, have an apple.

no fair I cant vote cause I share a puter

Well after the second poll results update kami is leading with 6 votes. I must say how disappointed i am with that result so far. How does mallice and jeff have 0 votes as well?, they run the damn thing (slurp, monkey has a brown residue on the front of his nose). I am very happy that fayner has a total of 0, which will also be the number of units moved from his first porn directorial.

i have two votes and i didnt vote for myself... how did THAT happen!

I voted for myself cuz I didn't want to c hoose between all you cool people

Poll is closed. Kami wins the greatest poster in xxxporntalk history, congrats and well deserved even though i dislike you and have no desire to watch anything you have been in, you have a lot of fans all the best.


BTW whoever voted for fayner if it wasn't fayner himself, please step forward and recieve your own little prize a old shirt of mine containg cum stains from the man himself, scott hershel fayner.

dammmit..if i had checkd the poll results before i voted i would have cast for Kami or gen since they are tied for first place...but i threw my vote away on longshot

this was a travesty--look at the overall quality of those posters compared to who showed up in the last 13 months or hadn't started their bodies of work at polltime. probably 3/4 of them are here because of the visionairy that is frank steinberg. kami's great, a hall of famer but monkey's caused so many problems, forced people like ashton moore to register and deny things, driven over 5 people to lose it never to return out of shame or persistent mental illness like sammura and made a mockery out of porn news on one fateful day.

steven millan? mr.poo? you could read better shit on bathroom walls. bur, piotr and the BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! guy posted like three times and have so much more signifigance.

claire james? shame on you all for kissing her ass.