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#306104 - 03/13/08 11:04 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.
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#306105 - 03/13/08 06:07 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?
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#306106 - 03/13/08 06:37 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?




It was me. I quit. Everything is better now.

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#306107 - 03/13/08 10:36 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Quote:

Quote:

i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?




It was me. I quit. Everything is better now.





Bornyo it can't be you, you are respected and dignified like dustin hoffman in tootsie.




While k1ng on the other hand

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#306108 - 03/14/08 01:22 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
uh king is funnier, more ironic, and occasionally subtler then 99 percent of the shitty posters on this site, you being a fucking drama queen and pulling this bullshit i guess is understandable, but if i had to pick from posts to read (WHICH IS SERIOUS BIZNESS OBVIOUSLY) king wins hands fucking down

so what the fuck do you have except a decently ascerbic wit and some shitty poll options, king posting once a month is better then 90 percent of the trash on here, sick vendetta though you're a standout :P

and yes, sex with men? id call it a passion.

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#306109 - 03/14/08 02:42 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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uh king is funnier, more ironic, and occasionally subtler then 99 percent of the shitty posters on this site, you being a fucking drama queen and pulling this bullshit i guess is understandable, but if i had to pick from posts to read (WHICH IS SERIOUS BIZNESS OBVIOUSLY) king wins hands fucking down

so what the fuck do you have except a decently ascerbic wit and some shitty poll options, king posting once a month is better then 90 percent of the trash on here, sick vendetta though you're a standout :P

and yes, sex with men? id call it a passion.





You a scientologist by chance?




Watching a man defend another man on a porn board is almost as magical as watching the sun disappear into the ocean or the look on a young boys face when he wakes on christmas morning. Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me, but im sure k1ng is touched that you'd feel the need to defend his honor like this, might of bought yourself a chance with him, though I must warn you he has a reputation of being very hard to close the deal with. Good luck.
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#306110 - 03/14/08 02:44 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
roaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#306111 - 03/14/08 10:55 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I'm greatly amused that out of almost 250 votes, ONE person took the time to vote me Worst Poster...

ONE person who finds me the most loathsome individual on XPT (compared to Darth, Tritone, Jim B., etc.).

ONE person who threw away their vote ala Lyndon Larouche style...

ONE person who I am annoying to no great end...

Thank you for this vote of confidence...

I shall continue with my same stratagem...

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#306112 - 03/14/08 11:01 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i voted for you, you gonna be okay champ??

or are we in for another boring paragraph

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#306113 - 03/14/08 11:02 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

I'm greatly amused that out of almost 250 votes, ONE person took the time to vote me Worst Poster...

ONE person who finds me the most loathsome individual on XPT (compared to Darth, Tritone, Jim B., etc.).

ONE person who threw away their vote ala Lyndon Larouche style...

ONE person who I am annoying to no great end...

Thank you for this vote of confidence...

I shall continue with my same stratagem...






A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.

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#306114 - 03/14/08 11:04 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
floofin fed ex me parliaments so i dont have to drive please

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#306115 - 03/14/08 11:08 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

i voted for you, you gonna be okay champ??

or are we in for another boring paragraph




Pass.

Your turn.

Show some of that spoiled JC wit and produce something of intelligence that will be preserved in the XPT memory banks.

Take some time.

Hint:

Sentences can be put together in paragraphs...

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#306116 - 03/14/08 11:09 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

(Total Votes: 249)




that's funny because there are only 15 people, at most, that post/lurk here.
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#306117 - 03/14/08 11:30 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
gunker what do you do for a living besides reside in a 900 dollar a month hovel in portland and complain about politics

are you swinging a shovel daily gunky, please do tell, what is your occupation, i've already assumed leeching off your fat wife but please suprise me with lies gunkus

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#306118 - 03/14/08 11:59 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Watching a man defend another man on a porn board is almost as magical as watching the sun disappear into the ocean or the look on a young boys face when he wakes on christmas morning. Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me, but im sure k1ng is touched that you'd feel the need to defend his honor like this, might of bought yourself a chance with him, though I must warn you he has a reputation of being very hard to close the deal with. Good luck.




haha, says the guy that has black men with jailhouse tats calling him "pops".

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Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me




yeah? your 100 word diatribe for a response would prove otherwise.



post another rainman pic, that seems to be working out pretty well
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#306119 - 03/15/08 12:19 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
king there there let me put my arms around you,ahh yeaa, its not worth it, you cant fight the bad man cmere yea thats right shhh ill hold you close

i got you king, we will drift into the hereafter watching the foodnetwork in hd, and occasionally showtime ( i heard they got big trouble in little china!! i know score)


Oh plus i know a quiznos that will deliver, chaaaaampionship

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#306120 - 03/15/08 12:29 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

king there there let me put my arms around you,ahh yeaa, its not worth it, you cant fight the bad man cmere yea thats right shhh ill hold you close

i got you king, we will drift into the hereafter watching the foodnetwork in hd, and occasionally showtime ( i heard they got big trouble in little china!! i know score)


Oh plus i know a quiznos that will deliver, chaaaaampionship




wha? nevermind, I'm with 'o4unkey. gtfo nathan.
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#306121 - 03/15/08 12:30 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
NOoooooooooooooooooo i thought we were gonna watch dexter together and eat flat bread sandwiches

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#306122 - 03/15/08 12:33 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
meh, dexter is all repeats and flatbread is tasteless. still, gtfo.
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#306123 - 03/15/08 12:37 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705

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#306124 - 03/15/08 12:55 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
stfu dexger is a great thow

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#306125 - 03/15/08 02:10 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

that's funny because there are only 15 people, at most, that post/lurk here.





Why is that funny?



Quote:

haha, says the guy that has black men with jailhouse tats calling him "pops".





ugh that insult is so 2004 related, I expected something a little more current from you k1ng, something a little more 2008.


Quote:

yeah? your 100 word diatribe for a response would prove otherwise.





woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?


Quote:

post another rainman pic, that seems to be working out pretty well




Monkey used 100 words to insult me today, yeah 100 hundred words, 2004, 100, whos on first? Gotta go to kmart, yeah, kmart, 100 words, funny 15 posters ha xpt made a joke, made a joke, yeah.




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#306126 - 03/15/08 04:59 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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stfu dexger is a great thow




It seems Ceara is drunk and/or fantasizing about Windsock.

I'm going with both.

Her index finger seems to have slipped from to a "g" in place of the nearby "t". This seems to have registered in her alcohol impaired mind at the point she went to type the last word. Thus, while thinking of her missed letter she hits a "t" in place of an "s" ... since they aren't anywhere near each other.



- Fatman, Drunken Typo Forensics for Hire
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#306127 - 03/15/08 06:16 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
And I thought she developed a temporary typing lisp.

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#306128 - 03/15/08 07:04 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

And I thought she developed a temporary typing lisp.






...or maybe she has a heavy cold?

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#306129 - 03/15/08 08:11 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

Quote:

stfu dexger is a great thow




Was a great show.. It's on one of the big 3 now. /fail.
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#306130 - 03/15/08 08:12 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
LouCypher
Quote:

I'm shocked Ranathan doesn't have more votes. I think he's a fucken riot but knowing the amount of butthurt cunts in here that bawl at a sideways glance, that number surprises me.




Gunker...wtf son?
You stepped right on it.
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#306131 - 03/15/08 08:44 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Lou, you have to be more specific.

My shoes are caked with multiple XPT missteps...

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#306132 - 03/15/08 09:05 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?




It was a guess you dipshit. You actually went back and counted the words in your post to see if I was wrong? Seriously? Now that's pretty damn funny. Talk about making someone dance. Too easy.
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#306133 - 03/16/08 04:03 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:


woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?




It was a guess you dipshit. You actually went back and counted the words in your post to see if I was wrong? Seriously? Now that's pretty damn funny. Talk about making someone dance. Too easy.





Of course k1ng, when im dealing with someone of your level I gotta up my game, when you bring the its so 2004, the oh my god you type 100 word responses and dear lordy you actually count upto 90 words genius material you bring I know ive gotta go to a different level.


Hey k1ng, gift for you
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#306134 - 03/16/08 09:15 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
it's not material, it's fact. must've cut pretty deep for you to defend it so much. did you graduate high school?

Quote:

I gotta up my game



with?
Quote:

Hey k1ng, gift for you




way to up your game with smilies. amazing stuff.
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#306135 - 03/16/08 10:23 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

it's not material, it's fact. must've cut pretty deep for you to defend it so much. did you graduate high school?




Yes it burns me deep inside, and no I left high school in the 9th grade to raise a family, but I gots my GED like 3 years later and now work as a successfully florist and part time boxer.




Quote:

way to up your game with smilies. amazing stuff.







I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.


Where did I go k1ng?

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#306136 - 03/16/08 10:52 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.




I understand your pain. Pent up frustration over being dumb and uneducated must be terrible to deal with everyday. Throw out a few "kami has a big forehead" jokes it'll ease some of the anxiety the next time you're waiting in line for food stamps.


Here I am monkey. Nice tights and knee highs, btw.



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#306137 - 03/16/08 10:58 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.




I understand your pain. Pent up frustration over being dumb and uneducated must be terrible to deal with everyday. Throw out a few "kami has a big forehead" jokes it'll ease some of the anxiety the next time you're waiting in line for food stamps.


Here I am monkey. Nice tights and knee highs, btw.







kami refrence is 2004 and I like you piggy backing off my original image, I saw it coming before I even posted mine (king will look for bull hitting man picture in response), I know im not the only one who saw it coming either, its great. I love you k1ng, really I do.
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#306138 - 03/16/08 11:06 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Well, I knew if I went with anything newer than '04 or something that would need a secondary education to understand you wouldn't get it so I tried to follow suit for your benefit. Ahhh, now I understand, that's why you're always posting pictures as responses. Too dumb to explain your point with words. I think we've really taken some important steps here monkey. Don't worry, I hear California treats its mentally retarded really well. Best of luck.
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#306139 - 04/02/08 05:11 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
lwdon888 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 1
I love Holly am similar to deeply love the sunlight
Prays for heavenly blessing you


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#306140 - 04/02/08 11:22 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I love Holly am similar to deeply love the sunlight
Prays for heavenly blessing you







Does El G have an alt??
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#306141 - 04/02/08 11:00 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
nop

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#306142 - 04/04/08 09:43 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

nop


nope El G. it's nope. And I dont believe he does we would be able to pick up on it real quick. Why does he have to, he always says whats on his mind and then some.

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#306143 - 04/09/08 12:47 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
KATrainwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 49
Loc: Texas
Quote:

The lack of Katrina on the list forced me to point at Tritone...




Ditto! Bitch is annoying.
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#306144 - 04/09/08 02:48 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
LOL @ the fact that Holly Randall almost beat me for the most annoying poster.

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