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#306054 - 03/11/08 12:24 AM 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I know, I know, this has been done before but theres a whole new flock of posters since the last one was run. If your worst poster isn't on the list please post who it is and why they are, or hell even if they are post who it is and why you think they are




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#306055 - 03/11/08 01:23 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Jim B. is ubiquitous, stubborn and self-righteous.

A casual asshole.

Alternative spelling of posters he dislikes might let him feel thirty years younger, but are laughable at best.

Jimbo, get sucked off by a bimbo.

Lim B. has the quadriga down.

You might get the idea.
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#306056 - 03/11/08 04:33 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
There needs to be a way to vote more than once. I feel I am shortchanging Darth and Tritone by not being able to support both.
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#306057 - 03/11/08 06:09 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Jim B and Tritone are leading so far. I voted for JRV because hes a god damned son of a bitch who derserves all the bad things that happen to good people to fall at his door step.
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#306058 - 03/11/08 06:15 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Raoul got his revenge, this thread deserves it's one star.

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#306059 - 03/11/08 06:16 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Raoul got his revenge, this thread deserves it's one star.




Ahh I forgot to add Have2cit, its weird seeing you without the redneck with the shotgun.
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#306060 - 03/11/08 06:55 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Sho'nuff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
The lack of Katrina on the list forced me to point at Tritone...
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#306061 - 03/11/08 12:19 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I voted for myself - what do I get if I win?



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#306062 - 03/11/08 02:09 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Lot of people voting on this one. So far Tritone leads the poll then Jim b and darth is 3rd.


Quote:

I voted for myself - what do I get if I win?





One night with the person from your avatar.
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#306063 - 03/11/08 02:10 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
In all seriousness, I'm voting Mr. Sparkle. He was the worst. By far.

I would have thought SG would have voted for me.

I rarely even see a JRV post anymore.


And, you left that ass Moblem off the list ...

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#306064 - 03/11/08 02:17 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

In all seriousness, I'm voting Mr. Sparkle. He was the worst. By far.

I would have thought SG would have voted for me.

I rarely even see a JRV post anymore.


And, you left that ass Moblem off the list ...







Posters have to be some what current so I have no idea who mr sparkle is. I did leave moblem off. Jrv never posts but hes always there, hes like the black death of XPT
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#306065 - 03/11/08 02:26 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'm shocked Ranathan doesn't have more votes. I think he's a fucken riot but knowing the amount of butthurt cunts in here that bawl at a sideways glance, that number surprises me.
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#306066 - 03/11/08 02:36 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:


I would have thought SG would have voted for me.





I've come around on you big time. You still irritate the fuck out of me, but now I see it as endearing - sort of like having a little brother with Down Syndrome.
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#306067 - 03/11/08 02:53 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
MR WHIP Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
Da Burg !! i voted' for' tha't modafuka'
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#306068 - 03/11/08 03:06 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Well, if by "worst" you mean someone who is constantly opening your mind to new ideas and ways of thinking, then I gladly accept the title.

P.S. --
I voted for Soopergrizz. He needs to get a new avatar.

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#306069 - 03/11/08 03:27 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Nothing new and mind opening about a whiny black man crying over girls who haven't done IR. Remember this:

Quote:

Wondering if they will take black cock or not seems sort of petty in the grand scheme of things.



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#306070 - 03/11/08 03:27 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
i had to vote for the burglar. i don't have nothing against him, but he's one of only two people on here whose posts i skip. just can't read em.
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#306071 - 03/11/08 03:34 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
How in the fuck did Holly get 17 votes? Did Robbye Bentley set up seventeen accounts?
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#306072 - 03/11/08 03:37 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Holly Randall in 2nd place with 17?! This sounds like one of Ceara's bitchboy mob hits/
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#306073 - 03/11/08 03:40 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

How in the fuck did Holly get 17 votes? Did Robbye Bentley set up seventeen accounts?




I think we recently learned that accounts don't matter, just different IP addresses. Just sayin' ...
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#306074 - 03/11/08 03:41 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Well, if by "worst" you mean someone who is constantly opening your mind to new ideas and ways of thinking, then I gladly accept the title.

P.S. --
I voted for Soopergrizz. He needs to get a new avatar.





Yes that is exactly what I meant by worst.


Quote:

i had to vote for the burglar. i don't have nothing against him, but he's one of only two people on here whose posts i skip. just can't read em.





whos the other?


Quote:

How in the fuck did Holly get 17 votes? Did Robbye Bentley set up seventeen accounts?





Yeah its a fraud poll, she might of placed a vote for each one of her personalities in which case the poll is once again legal, either that or ceara has been campaigning again
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#306075 - 03/11/08 03:49 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
i think the shits legit.holly cold blooded and only care about holly.

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#306076 - 03/11/08 03:50 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

i think the shits legit.holly cold blooded and only care about holly.





We found our guilty party. Guapo got dial up in the hood and hes real dedicated.
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#306077 - 03/11/08 03:53 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

i think the shits legit.holly cold blooded and only care about holly.





We found our guilty party. Guapo got dial up in the hood and hes real dedicated.




yo monkey you here??? i thought all you did was send this nigga pm all day... after day... after day. dag nigga give it a rest.. your boy like hearing from you now and again but dag not 92 times a day!

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#306078 - 03/11/08 03:53 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Holly is up to 25!

It's a Cage bukkake.








EDIT:
Only fresh stuff guys. Holly doesn't like it when it's cold.

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#306079 - 03/11/08 03:53 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
ohh yeah and i voted for c3x.. that donny long catfighting got real tiresome.

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#306080 - 03/11/08 03:55 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i think the shits legit.holly cold blooded and only care about holly.





We found our guilty party. Guapo got dial up in the hood and hes real dedicated.




yo monkey you here??? i thought all you did was send this nigga pm all day... after day... after day. dag nigga give it a rest.. your boy like hearing from you now and again but dag not 92 times a day!





I just respond to what comes across my table there Guapo. We still meeting on thursday?
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#306081 - 03/11/08 03:56 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

Quote:

i had to vote for the burglar. i don't have nothing against him, but he's one of only two people on here whose posts i skip. just can't read em.





whos the other?




oh dear, i didn't mean to put it out there.

jim b, occasionally. he tries so hard. i get embarrassed just reading his posts, sometimes.





no offense, mr. b.
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#306082 - 03/11/08 04:02 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
My vote went to Ceara. Because of the avatar and what she posts. Useless.

On a second note: I would like to nominate Limited Mind/Care Less (aka Sasha). For being what it is.

Thank you.
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#306083 - 03/11/08 04:03 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

My vote went to Ceara.












EDIT:
Reminds me ... ben is pretty worthless.
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#306084 - 03/11/08 04:47 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
I feel so left out!
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#306085 - 03/11/08 05:00 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I feel so left out!




The other day you said that I was way more interesting when I was sucking dick, so vote for me.
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#306086 - 03/11/08 05:17 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

How in the fuck did Holly get 17 votes? Did Robbye Bentley set up seventeen accounts?




Hahaha... That's funny because a couple of hours ago I had none. I'm surprised I even made the list-- I didn't think I posted enough to be considered.
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#306087 - 03/11/08 05:42 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I voted for Soopergrizz. He needs to get a new avatar.




Out of respect for Tritone, my new black friend, I will henceforth use a new avatar.

Say goodbye to the fat kid!
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#306088 - 03/11/08 06:16 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
I love Holly and would never campaign against her. I think someone is just trying to be ironic, she has the best star rating out of anyone on the board.

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#306089 - 03/11/08 06:43 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

i had to vote for the burglar. i don't have nothing against him, but he's one of only two people on here whose posts i skip. just can't read em.





you forgot Stevie Why, but he is inactive

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#306090 - 03/11/08 10:35 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I love Holly and would never campaign against her. I think someone is just trying to be ironic, she has the best star rating out of anyone on the board.




Awww Ceara I love you too! You're so sweet I just wish I could squeeze your boobies!
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#306091 - 03/12/08 04:57 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i had to vote for the burglar. i don't have nothing against him, but he's one of only two people on here whose posts i skip. just can't read em. no offense, mr. b.















Where Is Jim B? Hes been quite for a minute, dare I say I miss him


Quote:

My vote went to Ceara. Because of the avatar and what she posts. Useless.





Them is fighting words. Hey Willie, whats up?

Quote:


EDIT:
Reminds me ... ben is pretty worthless.





How in the fuck did I forget to add ben?


Quote:

I feel so left out!




I forgot a lot of people, its what I do, my brain has only got so much room and unfortunately the space that stores anything and everything xpt is filled mainly with rage with jrv and how boring da burg is, everything else comes and goes.





Quote:

I love Holly and would never campaign against her. I think someone is just trying to be ironic, she has the best star rating out of anyone on the board.






What a weird reason to fix the vote against her, jealousy over star ratings on a porn board.



Quote:

you forgot Stevie Why, but he is inactive





Thats k1ng's alt


Quote:


Awww Ceara I love you too! You're so sweet I just wish I could squeeze your boobies!




I wonder where on the Barbra Walters scale of insincerity this comment ranks.

I care, I really care


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#306092 - 03/12/08 05:52 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


I never thought I'd see SG lose the fat kid. Who is that in your new avatar anyway?


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#306093 - 03/12/08 06:14 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
Quote:

Quote:

I feel so left out!




The other day you said that I was way more interesting when I was sucking dick, so vote for me.




Really? I've watched maybe two clips with you in it...an Army of Ass and some Jules Jordan thing where you did Scott Lyons. I would rather read your posts. Scott Lyons....what's it like to bang an animated corpse?

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#306094 - 03/12/08 06:17 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
Quote:

Well, if by "worst" you mean someone who is constantly opening your mind to new ideas and ways of thinking, then I gladly accept the title.

P.S. --
I voted for Soopergrizz. He needs to get a new avatar.




This is exactly why I voted for you...anybody who makes it their life's mission to open the minds of people one porn board at a time is a moron.

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#306095 - 03/12/08 06:19 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40





Ahh I forgot to add Have2cit, its weird seeing you without the redneck with the shotgun.




I don't know why, but I want to bang the hell out of Samantha Power. That avatar isn't helping me get over it.

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#306096 - 03/12/08 06:23 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:


Ahh I forgot to add Have2cit, its weird seeing you without the redneck with the shotgun.




I don't know why, but I want to bang the hell out of Samantha Power. That avatar isn't helping me get over it.




Whoa, I totally thought that was a dude.
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#306097 - 03/12/08 06:52 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


I don't know why, but I want to bang the hell out of Samantha Power. That avatar isn't helping me get over it.





I have $50 that says Obama was already tapping that ginger.

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#306098 - 03/12/08 08:36 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
dag ceara cold blooded. she sent me a message laughing about getting holly so many votes.

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#306099 - 03/12/08 08:41 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:



Reminds me ... ben is pretty worthless.




Thanks for giving me a mention!!

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#306100 - 03/12/08 08:59 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

oh dear, i didn't mean to put it out there.

jim b, occasionally. he tries so hard. i get embarrassed just reading his posts, sometimes.

no offense, mr. b.




Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but I just don't get all the Jim B. hate around this place. Dude's civil to everyone the majority or the time, and he rarely attacks unless provoked. If his posts bore you then so be it, skip over them...some of Burg's posts bore me, but since he's good people, there's no need to harp on the bad ones. Eh, whatever, opinions are like assholes....

Quote:

Thanks for giving me a mention!!




The eternal optimist...Ben, if you won this thing you'd probably break into tears while giving your acceptance speech.

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#306101 - 03/12/08 11:00 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
If everyone just ignored the posters they didn't like XPT would collapse and we'd all be talking to ourselves.

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#306102 - 03/12/08 05:28 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Awww Ceara I love you too! You're so sweet I just wish I could squeeze your boobies!










Quote:

I love Holly and would never campaign against her. I think someone is just trying to be ironic, she has the best star rating out of anyone on the board.




Someone is fucking with her star count, too. At present, she's down to 3.


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#306103 - 03/12/08 08:41 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Some people are just making a farce of this poll. First they pump Holly into the 30s. Then some other people/person decide(s) Tritone, Jim B & Darth are more worthy of abuse and should fly back into the lead and vote like it's 1976 Chicago and Ford's leading in Illinois.

Something tells me Darth is voting for himself.




This poll is officially RUINED!





I'm going to console myself by focusing my thoughts on Holly nursing on Ceara ample busoms. And, vice versa.

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#306104 - 03/13/08 11:04 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.
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#306105 - 03/13/08 06:07 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?
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#306106 - 03/13/08 06:37 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?




It was me. I quit. Everything is better now.

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#306107 - 03/13/08 10:36 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i'll weigh in provided the mentioned poster gets banned. otherwise, it's just lame.





You speak in riddles, who you want gone? Is it k1ng?




It was me. I quit. Everything is better now.





Bornyo it can't be you, you are respected and dignified like dustin hoffman in tootsie.




While k1ng on the other hand

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#306108 - 03/14/08 01:22 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
uh king is funnier, more ironic, and occasionally subtler then 99 percent of the shitty posters on this site, you being a fucking drama queen and pulling this bullshit i guess is understandable, but if i had to pick from posts to read (WHICH IS SERIOUS BIZNESS OBVIOUSLY) king wins hands fucking down

so what the fuck do you have except a decently ascerbic wit and some shitty poll options, king posting once a month is better then 90 percent of the trash on here, sick vendetta though you're a standout :P

and yes, sex with men? id call it a passion.

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#306109 - 03/14/08 02:42 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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uh king is funnier, more ironic, and occasionally subtler then 99 percent of the shitty posters on this site, you being a fucking drama queen and pulling this bullshit i guess is understandable, but if i had to pick from posts to read (WHICH IS SERIOUS BIZNESS OBVIOUSLY) king wins hands fucking down

so what the fuck do you have except a decently ascerbic wit and some shitty poll options, king posting once a month is better then 90 percent of the trash on here, sick vendetta though you're a standout :P

and yes, sex with men? id call it a passion.





You a scientologist by chance?




Watching a man defend another man on a porn board is almost as magical as watching the sun disappear into the ocean or the look on a young boys face when he wakes on christmas morning. Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me, but im sure k1ng is touched that you'd feel the need to defend his honor like this, might of bought yourself a chance with him, though I must warn you he has a reputation of being very hard to close the deal with. Good luck.
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#306110 - 03/14/08 02:44 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
roaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#306111 - 03/14/08 10:55 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I'm greatly amused that out of almost 250 votes, ONE person took the time to vote me Worst Poster...

ONE person who finds me the most loathsome individual on XPT (compared to Darth, Tritone, Jim B., etc.).

ONE person who threw away their vote ala Lyndon Larouche style...

ONE person who I am annoying to no great end...

Thank you for this vote of confidence...

I shall continue with my same stratagem...

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#306112 - 03/14/08 11:01 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i voted for you, you gonna be okay champ??

or are we in for another boring paragraph

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#306113 - 03/14/08 11:02 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

I'm greatly amused that out of almost 250 votes, ONE person took the time to vote me Worst Poster...

ONE person who finds me the most loathsome individual on XPT (compared to Darth, Tritone, Jim B., etc.).

ONE person who threw away their vote ala Lyndon Larouche style...

ONE person who I am annoying to no great end...

Thank you for this vote of confidence...

I shall continue with my same stratagem...






A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.

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#306114 - 03/14/08 11:04 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
floofin fed ex me parliaments so i dont have to drive please

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#306115 - 03/14/08 11:08 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

i voted for you, you gonna be okay champ??

or are we in for another boring paragraph




Pass.

Your turn.

Show some of that spoiled JC wit and produce something of intelligence that will be preserved in the XPT memory banks.

Take some time.

Hint:

Sentences can be put together in paragraphs...

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#306116 - 03/14/08 11:09 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

(Total Votes: 249)




that's funny because there are only 15 people, at most, that post/lurk here.
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#306117 - 03/14/08 11:30 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
gunker what do you do for a living besides reside in a 900 dollar a month hovel in portland and complain about politics

are you swinging a shovel daily gunky, please do tell, what is your occupation, i've already assumed leeching off your fat wife but please suprise me with lies gunkus

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#306118 - 03/14/08 11:59 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Watching a man defend another man on a porn board is almost as magical as watching the sun disappear into the ocean or the look on a young boys face when he wakes on christmas morning. Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me, but im sure k1ng is touched that you'd feel the need to defend his honor like this, might of bought yourself a chance with him, though I must warn you he has a reputation of being very hard to close the deal with. Good luck.




haha, says the guy that has black men with jailhouse tats calling him "pops".

Quote:

Unfortunately ranathan your opinion means little to nothing to me




yeah? your 100 word diatribe for a response would prove otherwise.



post another rainman pic, that seems to be working out pretty well
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#306119 - 03/15/08 12:19 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
king there there let me put my arms around you,ahh yeaa, its not worth it, you cant fight the bad man cmere yea thats right shhh ill hold you close

i got you king, we will drift into the hereafter watching the foodnetwork in hd, and occasionally showtime ( i heard they got big trouble in little china!! i know score)


Oh plus i know a quiznos that will deliver, chaaaaampionship

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#306120 - 03/15/08 12:29 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

king there there let me put my arms around you,ahh yeaa, its not worth it, you cant fight the bad man cmere yea thats right shhh ill hold you close

i got you king, we will drift into the hereafter watching the foodnetwork in hd, and occasionally showtime ( i heard they got big trouble in little china!! i know score)


Oh plus i know a quiznos that will deliver, chaaaaampionship




wha? nevermind, I'm with 'o4unkey. gtfo nathan.
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#306121 - 03/15/08 12:30 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
NOoooooooooooooooooo i thought we were gonna watch dexter together and eat flat bread sandwiches

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#306122 - 03/15/08 12:33 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
meh, dexter is all repeats and flatbread is tasteless. still, gtfo.
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#306123 - 03/15/08 12:37 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705

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#306124 - 03/15/08 12:55 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
stfu dexger is a great thow

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#306125 - 03/15/08 02:10 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

that's funny because there are only 15 people, at most, that post/lurk here.





Why is that funny?



Quote:

haha, says the guy that has black men with jailhouse tats calling him "pops".





ugh that insult is so 2004 related, I expected something a little more current from you k1ng, something a little more 2008.


Quote:

yeah? your 100 word diatribe for a response would prove otherwise.





woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?


Quote:

post another rainman pic, that seems to be working out pretty well




Monkey used 100 words to insult me today, yeah 100 hundred words, 2004, 100, whos on first? Gotta go to kmart, yeah, kmart, 100 words, funny 15 posters ha xpt made a joke, made a joke, yeah.




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#306126 - 03/15/08 04:59 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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stfu dexger is a great thow




It seems Ceara is drunk and/or fantasizing about Windsock.

I'm going with both.

Her index finger seems to have slipped from to a "g" in place of the nearby "t". This seems to have registered in her alcohol impaired mind at the point she went to type the last word. Thus, while thinking of her missed letter she hits a "t" in place of an "s" ... since they aren't anywhere near each other.



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#306127 - 03/15/08 06:16 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
And I thought she developed a temporary typing lisp.

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#306128 - 03/15/08 07:04 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

And I thought she developed a temporary typing lisp.






...or maybe she has a heavy cold?

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#306129 - 03/15/08 08:11 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

Quote:

stfu dexger is a great thow




Was a great show.. It's on one of the big 3 now. /fail.
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#306130 - 03/15/08 08:12 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
LouCypher
Quote:

I'm shocked Ranathan doesn't have more votes. I think he's a fucken riot but knowing the amount of butthurt cunts in here that bawl at a sideways glance, that number surprises me.




Gunker...wtf son?
You stepped right on it.
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#306131 - 03/15/08 08:44 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Lou, you have to be more specific.

My shoes are caked with multiple XPT missteps...

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#306132 - 03/15/08 09:05 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?




It was a guess you dipshit. You actually went back and counted the words in your post to see if I was wrong? Seriously? Now that's pretty damn funny. Talk about making someone dance. Too easy.
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#306133 - 03/16/08 04:03 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:


woah woah woah, wait a minute, you mean 100 words? Like an actual one hundred word response? Like 1 followed by two zeros after it? I don't believe it, im going to have to go back and check (monkey returns a minute later) HA K1ng theres 90 words, wait, so you can count 1400 odd toothpicks that fall on the ground in a matter of seconds and an 6 shoe deck in the casino but you can't count 90 words? How much is a candy bar?




It was a guess you dipshit. You actually went back and counted the words in your post to see if I was wrong? Seriously? Now that's pretty damn funny. Talk about making someone dance. Too easy.





Of course k1ng, when im dealing with someone of your level I gotta up my game, when you bring the its so 2004, the oh my god you type 100 word responses and dear lordy you actually count upto 90 words genius material you bring I know ive gotta go to a different level.


Hey k1ng, gift for you
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#306134 - 03/16/08 09:15 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
it's not material, it's fact. must've cut pretty deep for you to defend it so much. did you graduate high school?

Quote:

I gotta up my game



with?
Quote:

Hey k1ng, gift for you




way to up your game with smilies. amazing stuff.
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#306135 - 03/16/08 10:23 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

it's not material, it's fact. must've cut pretty deep for you to defend it so much. did you graduate high school?




Yes it burns me deep inside, and no I left high school in the 9th grade to raise a family, but I gots my GED like 3 years later and now work as a successfully florist and part time boxer.




Quote:

way to up your game with smilies. amazing stuff.







I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.


Where did I go k1ng?

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#306136 - 03/16/08 10:52 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.




I understand your pain. Pent up frustration over being dumb and uneducated must be terrible to deal with everyday. Throw out a few "kami has a big forehead" jokes it'll ease some of the anxiety the next time you're waiting in line for food stamps.


Here I am monkey. Nice tights and knee highs, btw.



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#306137 - 03/16/08 10:58 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I know it doesn't compete with the insulting of a posts word count or a word error but I try to keep up with you k1ng.




I understand your pain. Pent up frustration over being dumb and uneducated must be terrible to deal with everyday. Throw out a few "kami has a big forehead" jokes it'll ease some of the anxiety the next time you're waiting in line for food stamps.


Here I am monkey. Nice tights and knee highs, btw.







kami refrence is 2004 and I like you piggy backing off my original image, I saw it coming before I even posted mine (king will look for bull hitting man picture in response), I know im not the only one who saw it coming either, its great. I love you k1ng, really I do.
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#306138 - 03/16/08 11:06 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Well, I knew if I went with anything newer than '04 or something that would need a secondary education to understand you wouldn't get it so I tried to follow suit for your benefit. Ahhh, now I understand, that's why you're always posting pictures as responses. Too dumb to explain your point with words. I think we've really taken some important steps here monkey. Don't worry, I hear California treats its mentally retarded really well. Best of luck.
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#306139 - 04/02/08 05:11 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
lwdon888 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 1
I love Holly am similar to deeply love the sunlight
Prays for heavenly blessing you


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#306140 - 04/02/08 11:22 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I love Holly am similar to deeply love the sunlight
Prays for heavenly blessing you







Does El G have an alt??
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#306141 - 04/02/08 11:00 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
nop

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#306142 - 04/04/08 09:43 AM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

nop


nope El G. it's nope. And I dont believe he does we would be able to pick up on it real quick. Why does he have to, he always says whats on his mind and then some.

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#306143 - 04/09/08 12:47 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
KATrainwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 49
Loc: Texas
Quote:

The lack of Katrina on the list forced me to point at Tritone...




Ditto! Bitch is annoying.
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#306144 - 04/09/08 02:48 PM Re: 2008 Worst XPT Posters Poll
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
LOL @ the fact that Holly Randall almost beat me for the most annoying poster.

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