I would like to see Da Burg on Intervention as the enabler/ drug provider to any of these addict young ladies on the show who threaten their parents to give them money or else they will get it from this pervie wheelchair guy they know.

"No, daddy. We don't do anything. He just gives me the medicine when I need it. I don't have to do anything for it, but if you don't want me to see him, I'm gonna have to call a dealer and buy the drugs. Can I have another $250? This is the last time, I swear, daddy."
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K