I'll have you know that I'm very tidy, mister. Not morally, but corporeally anyway.

And I like that necklace. Where can I get one?

It's not a criticism of Miss Ashley - she's got a great figure. Look at the bikini shot: her stomach looks fantastic, and it's just about the most unflattering pose that exists. I'm more bemused with agency lies: take a few years off here, shave some more inches and pounds there, and add a few inches in height. They all do it.