All of the porn news websites are dead. Its amazing, there used to be like 5-6 decent ones that were updated daily now all have shut it down.


lukeford.com: Last updated 23rd February and it was 2 articles one was about mia rose complaining about drivers and the other was about some no name meat stick wanting to jerk off to the gene simmons tape


lukeisback.com: updates about 2-3 stories a week, luke is gone and the new guy sucks major da burg balls, the majority of his stories are about two tool boxes who post on his comment section or complaining about why people are pulling their ads (is it that hard to work out?)

mikesouth.com: 4 articles in the past week , one was george bush sucks (original), Mccain sealing his republican nomination (gee we could've got that from 40,000 other sites dedicated to the election, what kind of fucking idiot goes to mikesouth.com to get their political information?, talk porn moron), amy reid charging $3300 an hour as an escort (interesting) and some old guy in england dying who was famous for starting strip shows in london (and?)


then theres a bunch of monstar, tony batman self serving shitty promo sites. Whats going on? theres still shit to report on, right?


p.s what ever happened to da burgs last ride website? he paid for ad space here a while back