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Is this gal gonna be ok? Asking random dudes on craigslists for rides doesn't sound very safe. Can't she just take the bus?



Hi Daisy,

My name is Chris, and I'm an internet radio DJ. I live in Boston, but by a bizarre twist of fate, I happen to be passing through Las Vegas on my way to LA on the exact same day you have your shoot, so I thought I'd offer my services.

Here's the catch though...I'm going to be picking up a bunch of other people on the way, so you're going to have to ride in the trunk. I'm not going to lie to you...the trunk smells like something died in there, because something did die in there. I hit some animal a few months back and put it in the trunk, and now the trunk is covered in blood and smells like death. But don't worry... I've covered the inside of the trunk with a plastic sheet so you won't get blood on your clothes and I'll give you a special scented cloth which you can use to cover your nose and mouth and block out the death smell. It will also help you to go to sleep.

So, what do you say?

Your pal,

Chris, AKA 'Swami'