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#305247 - 03/05/08 04:36 PM GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. Let's hope Val Kilmer is next.

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#305248 - 03/05/08 04:41 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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#305249 - 03/05/08 05:00 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Real mature bro. I hope Patrick comes thru and survives the cancer.
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#305250 - 03/05/08 05:05 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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even i cant believe you said them things.

P-swaze your nigga got you in his prayers!

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#305251 - 03/05/08 05:08 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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dirty dance that cancer right out swaze!

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#305252 - 03/05/08 05:46 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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I'm not buying the rosy outlook his doctors/PR people are selling. This killed my father and is just about the worse form of cancer possible to get. Practically no one survives pancreatic cancer no matter how early the doctors find it. It is a very nasty way to die and not even Swayze deserves it.
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#305253 - 03/05/08 06:16 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Practically no one survives pancreatic cancer no matter how early the doctors find it. It is a very nasty way to die and not even Swayze deserves it.




Unless you're Steve Jobs in which case you get a rare form of the disease, make a comeback a few years later and rescue your company from sure oblivion.

What I don't have is sympathy for Swayze. He's the 2nd biggest asshole in Hollywood next to Kilmer and Travolta.

BTW: Where you been Guapo?

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#305254 - 03/05/08 06:26 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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travolta or tom cruise get cancer in they pancreas and your nigga real happy. But swaze? come on man swaze got that swagger to his step.

anyways loop your boy just been chillen.

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#305255 - 03/06/08 05:36 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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What I don't have is sympathy for Swayze. He's the 2nd biggest asshole in Hollywood next to Kilmer and Travolta.




Seriously? What about Sean Penn or Russell Crowe? Swayze is harmless, and not even relevant anymore.

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#305256 - 03/06/08 10:02 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Wouldn't that make him the third biggest asshole in Hollywood?
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#305257 - 03/06/08 11:07 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Swayze is harmless, and not even relevant anymore.




His career died LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago.
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#305258 - 03/06/08 11:31 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Quote:

Swayze is harmless, and not even relevant anymore.




His career died LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago.




"Ditto"
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#305259 - 03/06/08 11:55 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Quote:

Quote:

Swayze is harmless, and not even relevant anymore.




His career died LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago.




I was going to say now he's going to heaven to spend eternity with his career.
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#305260 - 03/06/08 12:02 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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#305261 - 03/06/08 01:16 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Seriously? What about Sean Penn or Russell Crowe? Swayze is harmless, and not even relevant anymore.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.




Penn's not an asshole, he's just very very serious. If you can make Sean Penn laugh- seriously laugh out loud, then trust me, thats an accomplishment. Russell Crowe I have no idea about- he looks like an asshole though, but not one I'd really even consider. You have to understand the level of assholism that Val Kilmer has to begin to understand what exactly we're talking about here. This is a new criterion of assholes.
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#305262 - 03/06/08 01:38 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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I don't know Sean Penn, but what I know of him, I don't care for. I remember him punching local photographers when I lived in Nashville [1985, he was with Madonna].

And, that whole trip to Iraq to see Saddam before the invasion ... what a douche! Look, I opposed the war, but I had no illusions as to what Saddam was. To sit and visit with a mass-murdering megalomaniac ... un-fucking-forgivable.



I trust and value your opinion, Loop. You seem to know Val Kilmer & Penn. I don't. So, if you say Kilmer's a bigger asshole: WOW! Fuckin' WOW!!!

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#305263 - 03/06/08 02:17 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Yeah I remember Penn punching a photographer, but I think Mickey Rourke is the pro in that department

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#305264 - 03/06/08 03:20 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Yeah I remember Penn punching a photographer, but I think Mickey Rourke is the pro in that department






Rourke seems to be a complete whack job. I was never sure if he was acting when playing the odd characters he portrayed or if that was just him.


I did like him in Angel Heart, The Pope of Greenwich Village and Desperate Hours ... but those are soooooo long ago.
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#305265 - 03/06/08 03:44 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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First Orbach now Swayze. It's clear that Jennifer Grey causes cancer.
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#305266 - 03/06/08 03:52 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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First Orbach now Swayze. It's clear that Jennifer Grey causes cancer.




So who's next ... Charlie Sheen?
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#305267 - 03/06/08 05:00 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Don't know if anyone remembers this, but on an episode of MASH Swayze plays a wounded soldier who winds up being diagnosed with incurable leukemia. A bit ironic, no?

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#305268 - 03/06/08 05:39 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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even more ironic - in GHOST he played a guy that dies!
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#305269 - 03/06/08 05:42 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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even more ironic - in GHOST he played a guy that dies!



Yeah..but that's no big deal..everybody dies!

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#305270 - 03/06/08 06:21 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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#305271 - 03/07/08 05:02 AM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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Penn's not an asshole, he's just very very serious. If you can make Sean Penn laugh- seriously laugh out loud, then trust me, thats an accomplishment. Russell Crowe I have no idea about- he looks like an asshole though, but not one I'd really even consider. You have to understand the level of assholism that Val Kilmer has to begin to understand what exactly we're talking about here. This is a new criterion of assholes.




Penn's a cause-head douchebag. Not only does he like to smack photogs around, but he also met with Hugo Chavez and pledged his support.

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Russell Crowe on the other hand likes to throw phones at people, as well as fighting his own bodyguard and fighting at a nightclub.
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#305272 - 03/07/08 01:38 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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even more ironic - in GHOST he played a guy that dies!




Even more ironic than that- in an episode titled 'Life on Death Row' from Amazing Stories, he played a guy with magical powers that could cure any disease: very similar to John Coffey from The Green Mile.
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#305273 - 03/09/08 10:20 PM Re: GOOD NEWS: Swayze has cancer.
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I think he should be remembered for his greatest contribution- Showing his nutsack in a photo in "People magazine" (ala Elaine's nipple xmas card.)
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