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#30521 - 06/08/04 09:26 AM
France: 'We Surrender Forever!'
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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speaks for itself:  France: 'We Surrender Forever!' Monday May 17, 2004 French President Jacques Chirac has announced a plan for France to surrender retroactively in all of history's previous wars, and to preemptively surrender to all potential enemies in future armed conflicts. Members of the French legislature unanimously signed the new Declaration of Capitulation. It contains language that announces France's immediate and unconditional surrender in all past and future international disputes, regardless of the circumstances. "This will save so much time and effort," announced Chirac at a press conference in Paris. "We as French people historically have always had the same solution when threatened -- to give up. By surrendering now, we can cut back on our unnecessary military expenditures. Because we always eventually surrender anyway, we have truly been wasting this money." However, the decision to surrender is about much more than saving money. "It is really about who we are as a people," explains French government spokesman Guy Belacque. Check out more aboutFrance's Surrender in the latest Weekly World News today! http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20040517/108480600009.html
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#30522 - 06/08/04 12:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Another idea for the French, in the future they should invest all there military budget into a huge line of defence with big guns that only face one way and can't be moved. Also, in the future if attacked by someone, please don't ask the USA or NATO for help, the EU should be enough this time. 
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#30523 - 08/16/04 05:55 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/13/04
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Looking back on this thread it seems that France was...... right? Iraq in chaos, Afghanistan in chaos, entire world is waiting for the next bang. Who says invading countries for no reason doesn't make any sense? 
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#30526 - 08/16/04 12:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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What does surrender means???
i don t understand, but anyway chirac always says bullshits.
just like your own president
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#30528 - 08/16/04 01:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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well,
"nous renonce pour toujours" doesn t make sense in French.
Did you learn canadian french????
Let me check my dictionnary and i ll be back
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#30530 - 08/16/04 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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nous nous rendons à jamais... took 3 years of French in high school and still had to resort to an internet translator.  you never use it, you lose it
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#30531 - 08/16/04 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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I'm afraid I still don't know what you're trying to say. Is it "we will never surrender?"
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#30532 - 08/16/04 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This has become the theater of the absurd a la Beckett & Artaud. My translation came from here... http://www.freetranslation.com/
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#30533 - 08/16/04 02:54 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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Ok.
We surrender means "nous nous rendons".
I had to read the first post many times cause i didn t understand it (my brain is tired so it s kinda hard to understand english right now).
Is that a bunch of bullshits???
I hate this president. he makes all the french people look like cowards.
Why to surrender? Fight!!!
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#30537 - 08/16/04 03:26 PM
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#30539 - 08/16/04 04:52 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/26/03
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Loc: Los Angeles
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Quote:
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20040517/108480600009.html
Ummm,yeah...right. Did the WWN have a photo of Chirac holding the "Declaration" with Bat Boy and Elvis standing on either side of him?  Interesting that you didn't mention the other WWN "Headlines" from the same day:
Did I go down with the Titanic in a past life?; Technology is ruining America; ETs crashed in China 12,000 years ago;
8 Tips to help you waltz through Pergatory; & lastly, Who put the 'KICK ME!' sign on my back before I met the Boss?
I presume you know the difference between piss-poor satire and legitimate news? 
Check out the latest "edition". http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/ Perhaps there is a story concerning
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's Declaration that Germany has accepted responsibility for all past and future
wars/armed conflicts (with the exception of Iraq), and will pay selective reparations?
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