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#304877 - 03/13/08 07:46 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: SINGER??? If Rhino Records were to re-release Golden Throats 4, this girl's recent humilation would most likely be track #18. Talk about a tin ear--WOOT! Name the singer and the song. Kristy Lee Cook. I'd TOTALLY hit that. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#304878 - 03/13/08 11:13 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	She is yet another Oregon cutie. They seem to have more than their fair share. I don't watch the show so I only vaguely know what's going on since some radio guys I listen to in the morning admitted aiding to vote some "lounge singer" off - even though her performance was even worse - just to she her in her "ripped jeans" one more time. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304879 - 03/13/08 01:10 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Is she the girl from American Idol? I can't remember her name, but she was truly terrible. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#304880 - 03/13/08 01:13 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Is she the girl from American Idol? Yes. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304881 - 03/14/08 12:19 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Since nobody answered the last question completely you'll have more to do here. This bloke and his band had a hit single of symphonic proportions but because of a lawsuit, they did not get a penny in royalties because they sampled "too much" from an old Rolling Stones recording. Name the guitarist, the band, and the hit single. Bonus Round: Match the XPT posters with their quotes A. So did she get the ride or not? B. Christian. Bro, if you were short on scratch couldn't you have just worked the nightshift at Kinkos? C. I hit some animal a few months back and put it in the trunk, and now the trunk is covered in blood and smells like death. But don't worry... I've covered the inside of the trunk with a plastic sheet so you won't get blood on your clothes and I'll give you a special scented cloth which you can use to cover your nose and mouth and block out the death smell. It will also help you to go to sleep. D) I still believe he is innocent, strange how today is the 10 year anniversary of the oj murders but also the 8 year anniversary of the marc wallice aids situation. I believe both are innocent. E) if you eat tranny cum because you are getting paid is that like some kind of stuntman work? or is that still considered normal acting? (SmellyMonkey;ChuckSpears;JimJaded;Fatman The Terrible;DanG) ANSWERS A: B: C: D: E: Attachments 297318-1.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304882 - 03/14/08 12:33 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Nick McCabe The Verve Bittersweet Symphony _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#304883 - 03/14/08 01:10 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Macho Kiljoy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/02/05 Posts: 190 Loc: Austin, TX	Hey Bornyo. Monte is great, I've been seeing him live for years. His drummer Phil was in a famous pop/funk/r&b outfit. Can anyone guess? _________________________ Can I tear you clitoris and labia off with a pair of needlenosepliars as I fuck you upsidfeDOWN head like pounding a nail in front of digitalmedia equipt to capture syncronized sound? Windsock
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#304884 - 03/14/08 03:34 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: ANSWERS A: --> Fatman B: --> Monkey C: --> DanG D: --> Jim E: --> Chuck _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#304885 - 03/14/08 04:04 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Quote: Quote: ANSWERS A: --> Fatman B: --> Monkey C: --> DanG D: --> Jim E: --> Chuck Free, you got three out five. A,C,E are correct. Just invert the other two. D, the monkey quote, is from the Mark Wallice is dead 2004 thread. Good job. You're the only one who made the effort. Of course, Congrats to VOD guy, our all time champ! _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304886 - 03/14/08 04:14 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	VOD was very quick. Congrats! _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#304887 - 03/14/08 04:36 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: A. So did she get the ride or not? Well. Did she? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304888 - 03/14/08 06:43 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	I'd like to thank the academy, and the Captain for making all of this possible. Attachments 297423-lego_trophy_s.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#304889 - 03/17/08 08:52 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	DRUMMER Today is Saint Patty's Day and I thought an Irish band would be fitting but something more newsworthy came up and must take precedence. I thought it would be only approriate to add the untimely death of a drummer whose band sold over 300 million records. The band was not my cup of tea. But different strokes for differnet folks. I think that's him on the left. His death could have been a scenario right out of the first Omen flick with Gregory Peck. Who is he and dare you say the name of the band? Attachments 298045-1.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304890 - 03/17/08 11:15 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	[offtopic a bit] My favorite Irish-born band leader ... <clicky> [/offtopic a bit] _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304891 - 03/17/08 02:04 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: DRUMMER Today is Saint Patty's Day and I thought an Irish band would be fitting but something more newsworthy came up and must take precedence. I thought it would be only approriate to add the untimely death of a drummer whose band sold over 300 million records. The band was not my cup of tea. But different strokes for differnet folks. I think that's him on the left. His death could have been a scenario right out of the first Omen flick with Gregory Peck. Who is he and dare you say the name of the band? Quote: Swedish super-band ABBA's long-time drummer Ola Brunkert was found dead in his Mallorca, Spain home over the weekend. Spanish police say the gruesome death was caused by a freak accident in which Brunkert bled to death after puncturing his throat with a broken piece of glass. According to CNN, police believe the drummer may have fallen against a glass partition that separated his kitchen from his garden, causing the glass to break and fatally cut his throat. Brunkert was not one of the four "famous" members of ABBA, but was a studio drummer who played on all their albums. Edited by Bornyo (03/17/08 02:15 PM)
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#304892 - 03/18/08 11:23 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	BASS PLAYER This Punk should have played at the Ambassador Hotel before the LAUSD tore the fucker down. Who is he and what is his connection to the Porn Industry? Attachments 298315-1.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304893 - 03/18/08 01:19 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	klaus flouride _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#304894 - 03/18/08 01:52 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Nice Job, MB. Yes. _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304895 - 03/18/08 03:32 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Fluoride Klaus - Dancing With Shauna Grant (Robert Bob Geller) Shauna lets me take her out Whenever I'm alone She don't say much, but what comes out Intrigues my favorite zone (what a zone) Oh Suzy Superstar There is no word for what you are to me I feel so funny when I dream That dream CHORUS I'm dancing with Shauna Grant I'm dancing with Shauna Grant I'm dancing with Shauna Grant Slowly That's the way she likes to dance But there's no time for true romance The endless zippers of their pants Are all she gets to see Virginia don't you cry 'Cause not all the gifts come from the sky You pulled the wrappers long before I dreamed That dream CHORUS I can't wait till she comes on my screen She attracts cigars and cars And Minnesota guys And did she cross the tracks to glory And did she wonder why Colleen you're such a child You crashed a party much too wild My love for you is nothing like you craved And now Shauna's dead and buried in your grave And I don't feel No I don't feel Well I don't feel Well I don't feel CHORUS Attachments 298358-1.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304896 - 01/05/09 11:47 PM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 194	Who's the mope on the right? Attachments 374900-1a.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ “My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey
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#304897 - 01/06/09 12:00 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Ace Frehley. He should leave the make-up on at all times.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#304898 - 01/06/09 01:07 AM Re: I.D. This Guitar Player-Win Shit!
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Ace Frehley. He should leave the make-up on at all times.... Is that the same Ace Frehley we started the thread with? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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