Gene and Paul refer to their band's past as KISStory. For that alone they should have to turn in their rock 'n' roll membership cards.

And Paul is the creepiest dude ever, besting even Subway Jarrod and Chris Crocker for that non-so-prestigious title.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin