jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders

.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation	Home	The Message Board	Chat Room	Chat Transcripts	Contact Information	Log In/Out
.

You are not logged in. [Log In] xxxPornTalk » Forums » XXX Porn Talk Discussion Forums » General Porno Talk » jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders

JM Toys and More!!

New Release This Week

VOD / Download Links

JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD

New Release This Week

Internet Video Rentals

Sugar DVD
Bush DVD

Adult Gossip & News

TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com

Forum Stats

19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614095 Posts

Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM

Topic Options

#30461 - 06/08/04 07:42 AM jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	We have made jrv a moderator! We enjoy his posts and wit, an we're proud to recognize his contribution to the board. This is a move that I think will make the monkey worry. Don't worry monkey, I got your back. Malice _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
Top

#30462 - 06/08/04 09:00 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Is it just a coincidence that all the new mods hate the monkey? Do you have to hate the monkey to become a mod?
Top

#30463 - 06/08/04 09:03 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders
Steven Millan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 706 Loc: Las Vegas	No matter which mod dreadingly hates Monkey,they'll always keep him because he's too lightheartening and entertaining for them to get rid of(and,he always shows back up after getting shown the door,which he always finds a way back in).
Top

#30464 - 06/08/04 09:18 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: This is a move that I think will make the monkey worry. Don't worry monkey, I got your back. I see the Ban button. I think of the Monkey. I see the Ban button. I think of the Monkey. It's like being a kid, knowing I'll get in trouble if I get caught raiding the cookie jar ... but it's soooo tempting. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
Top

#30465 - 06/08/04 01:01 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	If you hate freedom, make jrv a mod. If you hate peace make jrv a mod. (monkey shrugs shoulders) that seems to work for W when not me?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
Top

#30466 - 06/08/04 02:08 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Don't do it JRV, he can't be that bad Congratulations on the Mod. position _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
Top

#30467 - 06/08/04 02:16 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	Congrats dude. DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
Top

#30468 - 06/08/04 02:18 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Red Light Misfit Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 848	How does one become a moderator? I'd like to have that status so I can pick up chicks easier.
Top

#30469 - 06/08/04 02:23 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	"Hey Baby, I can ban anyone, anytime. Wanna fuck?"
Top

#30470 - 06/08/04 02:29 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Congrats JRV. I hope you can keep the peace _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
Top

#30471 - 06/08/04 02:40 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Asslovingdude. It can take on so many meanings, what type of ass does he love?. I dance for no one, i didn't dance at my wedding, i didn't dance when i lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 36 the only time i would dance is when you are 16 feet deep in a hole, then i would dance on your grave and piss on your tomb stone. (asslovingdudes grave) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
Top

#30472 - 06/08/04 02:58 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	cmon monkey, get jiggy with it. BTW most graves are 6 feet deep and i love sweaty smelly ass in my face
Top

#30473 - 06/08/04 03:00 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	no hard feelings, i just found this site 2 days ago and know nothing of your internet beef. i'm even gonna give you a good poster rating.
Top

#30474 - 06/08/04 03:14 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	no more lo9ve for you then asslovin dude! mmonkey pm's people to try to gain friends so people will say monkey isnt so bad when hes a big old turd face!
Top

#30475 - 06/08/04 03:25 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	if you say he's a turd face, then he's a turd face. FUCK YOU MONKEY!! hahaha
Top

#30476 - 06/08/04 03:28 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	ok yay! thank you!
Top

#30477 - 06/08/04 03:30 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	sorry Kami, i didn't know
Top

#30478 - 06/08/04 11:59 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: How does one become a moderator? I'd like to have that status so I can pick up chicks easier. Being a mod isn't all it's cracked up to be any more. Tony says that these days I gotta ban three people for each free session with the JM whores. And since Monkeys are dime-a-dozen I could ban him every day for a year and still earn only a disinterested handjob. Oh well. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
Top

#30479 - 06/09/04 12:47 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: If you hate freedom, make jrv a mod. If you hate peace make jrv a mod. (monkey shrugs shoulders) For the record I said before that I wouldn't ban you. His Excellency's KILL KILL KILL post is an example of a post I would take aim at, but that's something else entirely. You've gotten more attention from me in the last week because I thought your feud with Kami was on the verge of getting out of hand, and because I was wondering if you were harassing newbies in Private Messages. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
Top

#30480 - 06/09/04 07:48 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: If you hate freedom, make jrv a mod. If you hate peace make jrv a mod. (monkey shrugs shoulders) For the record I said before that I wouldn't ban you. His Excellency's KILL KILL KILL post is an example of a post I would take aim at, but that's something else entirely. You've gotten more attention from me in the last week because I thought your feud with Kami was on the verge of getting out of hand, and because I was wondering if you were harassing newbies in Private Messages. Jrv, can the Mods actually ban a poster or do you just put them on hold until Tony M can ban them? Monkey, I like your posts but you really shouldn't PM newbies ( if you were because I could see where it might worry them if they didn't get your humor) and stop bothering Kami because I like Kami she is also quite a good and funny poster . _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
Top

#30481 - 06/09/04 09:19 AM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Jrv, can the Mods actually ban a poster or do you just put them on hold until Tony M can ban them? There is a "Ban a User" button. I haven't gone into those menus to how or if it works. There is also an un-Ban button. I think mods are to use those buttons between sparingly and never. The entire question of banning is up to da Boss anyway. Quote: Monkey, I like your posts but you really shouldn't PM newbies I don't know that he did it. A few days ago someone told redbeard in PM that a post of his was in the wrong forum (it wasn't). I then got a bizarre Monkey mail, and I began to wonder if it was Monkey that PM'd redbeard. No evidence at all but enough to make me wonder. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
Top

#30482 - 06/09/04 01:26 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudde
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey, I like your posts but you really shouldn't PM newbies ( if you were because I could see where it might worry them if they didn't get your humor) and stop bothering Kami because I like Kami she is also quite a good and funny poster like yourself- (please). Are you serious guy?. First off i don't bother newbies because i don't care about newbies, in fact i don't really care about old users either, SECOND kami comes after me not the other way around. Moron. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
Top

#30483 - 06/09/04 03:44 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Do you have to hate the monkey to become a mod? I hate the monkey. Mod me. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
Top

#30484 - 06/09/04 05:17 PM Re: jrv ascends to moderator status: monkey shudders
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I hate the monkey. Mod me. Your brazilian, so you don't count. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
Top

Previous Topic

Index

Next Topic

Moderator: Jerkules, zenman

Shout Box

JM Productions

Gag Factor

American Bukkake

JM has the Best Variety !!