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FUCK YOU, THE BEAR IS MISSING SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN, AND DONT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT i AM NOT FULLY COGNIZANT OF THE FACT that it was you who sent that chick "Esmerelda" from Lisbon, Portugal to my former Mendocino domicile disguised as a Halloween Ambassador for the Organization "Whores without Borders", who had never seen such a cute teddy bear before. The PASSPORT SERVICES SHE PROVIDED, including the Blowjob, barely justified the cash upfront she wanted....NO WAY the teddy bear belonged in the equation you greedy prick.




Do you think if you were able bodied that you be one of those guys who kills street walkers? I mean its clear you hate women on every level.

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Burg, I have a bear you can have. It may not have encrusted splooge on it, but it does have a missing chunk of fur from nail polish remover. Cool?




I would've give da burg anything that has your dna on it, hes close to the edge and you want to be 6 degrees of kevin bacon away from that guy (looks for guy firing machine guy in wheelchair smiley)


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So, how was the date with Melissa?




non existent, turns out da burg is discreet now, who knew?


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um, hello? reindeer? ring a bell?




umm whos that in your avatar?
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