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#304526 - 03/01/08 06:27 PM Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
ANYTHING to stoke a fire. I never had a date with Melissa....I am actually trying to figure out who took and ran with this rumor quickest and with the most zeal.


Seriously, how did this one get started and taken to the obvious joking point it lies at now???


[passiveagressive]A post from Monkey about what my balls must smell like means I have reached immortality and induced in Monkey the kind of pure, REAL hatred reserved for 18 year old White kids from Huntington Beach named Hartley to feel against JEWS, Blacks and Faggots.[/passiveagressive]


Monkey has sent me many PMs saying he really doenst hate me, he just thinks I am insane. But we all know he hates me now, I mean REALLY truly hates me. I am proud of this....
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#304527 - 03/01/08 06:44 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
There,there burg..let it all out. *pats burg on his hump*

This thread, dullard, should have been a pm.
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#304528 - 03/01/08 08:39 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Slobodan Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Burg, smelly balls are nothing to be ashamed of. Just start shaving your balls. It will definitely help the smell. Bonus tip: Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your wee-wee makes it appear bigger too! See, XPT cares for your odor problems.

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#304529 - 03/01/08 08:50 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I think this is a plot to avenge Hillary Scott.



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#304530 - 03/02/08 03:47 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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ANYTHING to stoke a fire. I never had a date with Melissa....I am actually trying to figure out who took and ran with this rumor quickest and with the most zeal.


Seriously, how did this one get started and taken to the obvious joking point it lies at now???


[passiveagressive]A post from Monkey about what my balls must smell like means I have reached immortality and induced in Monkey the kind of pure, REAL hatred reserved for 18 year old White kids from Huntington Beach named Hartley to feel against JEWS, Blacks and Faggots.[/passiveagressive]


Monkey has sent me many PMs saying he really doenst hate me, he just thinks I am insane. But we all know he hates me now, I mean REALLY truly hates me. I am proud of this....





Please burg you know I love you, hell ive done for you what you've failed to do for yourself for the past 3 years, made da burg interesting. I love how posting on the what your balls smell like thread was even beneath your standards, like there was any doubt it was the worst thread in xpt history now add the fact da burg won't respond to a thread in his honor shows how bad it is, this is a guy who has full length conversations with a stuffed bear wearing a cap with da burg stitched on it.
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#304531 - 03/02/08 10:52 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Please burg you know I love you, hell ive done for you what you've failed to do for yourself for the past 3 years, made da burg interesting. I love how posting on the what your balls smell like thread was even beneath your standards, like there was any doubt it was the worst thread in xpt history now add the fact da burg won't respond to a thread in his honor shows how bad it is, this is a guy who has full length conversations with a stuffed bear wearing a cap with da burg stitched on it.




FUCK YOU, THE BEAR IS MISSING SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN, AND DONT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT i AM NOT FULLY COGNIZANT OF THE FACT that it was you who sent that chick "Esmerelda" from Lisbon, Portugal to my former Mendocino domicile disguised as a Halloween Ambassador for the Organization "Whores without Borders", who had never seen such a cute teddy bear before. The PASSPORT SERVICES SHE PROVIDED, including the Blowjob, barely justified the cash upfront she wanted....NO WAY the teddy bear belonged in the equation you greedy prick.
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#304532 - 03/02/08 11:24 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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FUCK YOU, THE BEAR IS MISSING SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN, ...




DB, you've tugged at my heartstrings. PM me your address and I'll arrange for a personalized bear to be sent to you. Although, it will have your name on the cap and everything, although it will most likely be a grizzly bear.
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#304533 - 03/02/08 11:52 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Burg, I have a bear you can have. It may not have encrusted splooge on it, but it does have a missing chunk of fur from nail polish remover. Cool?
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#304534 - 03/02/08 11:58 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
So, how was the date with Melissa?
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#304535 - 03/02/08 05:21 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
um, hello? reindeer? ring a bell?
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#304536 - 03/02/08 10:28 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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FUCK YOU, THE BEAR IS MISSING SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN, AND DONT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT i AM NOT FULLY COGNIZANT OF THE FACT that it was you who sent that chick "Esmerelda" from Lisbon, Portugal to my former Mendocino domicile disguised as a Halloween Ambassador for the Organization "Whores without Borders", who had never seen such a cute teddy bear before. The PASSPORT SERVICES SHE PROVIDED, including the Blowjob, barely justified the cash upfront she wanted....NO WAY the teddy bear belonged in the equation you greedy prick.





Do you think if you were able bodied that you be one of those guys who kills street walkers? I mean its clear you hate women on every level.

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Burg, I have a bear you can have. It may not have encrusted splooge on it, but it does have a missing chunk of fur from nail polish remover. Cool?





I would've give da burg anything that has your dna on it, hes close to the edge and you want to be 6 degrees of kevin bacon away from that guy (looks for guy firing machine guy in wheelchair smiley)


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So, how was the date with Melissa?





non existent, turns out da burg is discreet now, who knew?


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um, hello? reindeer? ring a bell?





umm whos that in your avatar?
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#304537 - 03/03/08 04:22 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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umm whos that in your avatar?


me
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#304538 - 03/03/08 07:00 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Quote:

So, how was the date with Melissa?





non existent, turns out da burg is discreet now, who knew?






I don't think Burg is quite as free with his money as he would like us to believe. It's a totally different matter to have the money to spend, than to actually spend it, especially on a chubby French girl who was shot out nearly three years ago.

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#304539 - 03/03/08 01:01 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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umm whos that in your avatar?


me





You had a nicely formed head as a child.



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I don't think Burg is quite as free with his money as he would like us to believe. It's a totally different matter to have the money to spend, than to actually spend it, especially on a chubby French girl who was shot out nearly three years ago.





I think da burg has more of this



then he does of this


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#304540 - 03/03/08 01:25 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...especially on a chubby French girl who was shot out nearly three years ago.




Gotta disagree with you on this one H2- Melissa looks like she's been in the gym. She is hotter than trainsmoke lately, but with nicer tits.

Here's one by Suze. I think I've seen some newer that are even nicer.


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#304541 - 03/03/08 01:26 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I love Mel, her and I seem to see Eye to eye on the nature of the saracen
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#304542 - 03/03/08 01:28 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
A little (below) in the face.

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#304543 - 03/03/08 01:58 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
B-

Just leaving the US should have changed her eating habits enough to make the difference. I believe that's an older photo, anyway my estimation of her hotness, is regardless of her chunk, her bolt-ons, or even her hideous ink. She's hot, but just a bit on the chunky side.


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#304544 - 03/03/08 02:09 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Melissa has never looked better. Next time I'm on the E coast, I may well pay two large to hit her.
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#304545 - 03/03/08 02:33 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Melissa has never looked better.




No way I could look at this photo and agree with you.



God those tits were perfection!


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#304546 - 03/03/08 05:48 PM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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A little (below) in the face.






I see a yellow frog.

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#304547 - 03/04/08 02:07 AM Re: Classic case of how desperate this forum for..
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Quote:

A little (below) in the face.






I see a yellow frog.






So you're saying that Mel-L. looks jaundiced?

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