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#304496 - 03/01/08 12:40 PM Memories of a raincoater
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Registered: 01/09/06
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I'm moving to a new place tomorrow and am currently at the tail end of packing everything. I found two notes stacked together buried in my closet just a second ago. One was a goodbye letter from one of my host mom's in Japan. I hadn't seen it in years and I was literally sobbing on my bed as I reread every word of her heartfelt broken English about how much she enjoyed having me as part of her family. (aw). The second note was a one-sided conversation I had with some pervert that I scribbled on a piece of paper.. He was a customer from back when I worked at an adult store. I had this idea to start journaling about all the strange characters I had to deal with but I guess after one or two entries I got jaded and bored with it. Shame.





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Whats your name? .....hm? .....what? I still didnt.... oh tyranny.

Can I tell you something? I dont know why Im telling you this. But you know the Jefferson Theatre? Y'know, the porn one? Well theres this girl there and she couldnt get enough of me. I mean, yknow, on Tuesday they have faggot night and she was there and they werent banging faggots they were banging her! haha! faggots may like other men but when another woman is around theyre all fucking her not other faggots. Anyway, I was spanking her and she just loved it. she couldnt get enough, haha. Isnt that funny? I never spanked a woman before. but she loved it. Im telling you, girls like you... They love it to be spanked. I mean, yknow. haha, see you.

gilf #5
suck my balls you filthy cunt
& accidental daughter








Those 3 movie titles are what he rented. Also, I would post the letter from my Jap-mom, but it's too special to me and you jerks would just make fun of it.


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#304497 - 03/01/08 02:45 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
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One was a goodbye letter from one of my host mom's in Japan. I hadn't seen it in years and I was literally sobbing on my bed as I reread every word of her heartfelt broken English about how much she enjoyed having me as part of her family





You are welcome , we really enjoyed having you stay with us and we still to this day consider you part of our family and promise us then if you ever come back to japan you will stop in and visit us, but if we have one complaint its we wish you left our toilet in a better state, love japanese family

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#304498 - 03/01/08 02:48 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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japanese toilets are like built into the floor

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#304499 - 03/01/08 02:54 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
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japanese toilets are like built into the floor





We host a lot of american kids so we had this toilet built in to make them feel more at home, thanks for pointing that out though, maybe theres a position at mike south for you to scroll the internet pointing up pointless errors like donny long being 100,etc. Hows everyone doing?
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#304500 - 03/01/08 03:03 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
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porn reference to guys i dont know, good stuff

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#304501 - 03/01/08 03:09 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Japese toilets are one of two things: a hole in the floor or a ridiculous mechanical shit bucket from the future with hoses spray and dry your ass plus a bunch of other buttons I was too scared to push.

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#304502 - 03/01/08 03:12 PM Re: Memories of a raincoater
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
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I would post the letter from my Jap-mom, but it's too special to me and you jerks would just make fun of it.




and kudos to monkey for pulling this off anyway. you fucking jackass.

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