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#304466 - 03/01/08 05:07 AM What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Rumors on the street is Da Burg had a "paid date" with Melissa Lauren aka french turd sometime in the past few days, im guessing she lifted him from his chair, plopped him on the bed and tried hard to keep his flacid penis inside her as she moved her body to the beat of how she will spend his money in her head. But the real question is not how this was but what you think da burgs balls smell like . Ive already said my guess which is a cross between chicken enchiladas and sour milk, anyone else care to guess what they think da burgs balls smell like? PLUS _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304467 - 03/01/08 06:37 AM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	It is difficult to speculate as to what French whore pussy smells like at the tail end of a cross-USA hooking tour. At the start of the tour it may have smelt like Chanel No.5 or freshly mown grass. Now I would probably suggest that it smells like Rochford cheese with a whiff of almonds and shrimp, and the obligatory but unsuccessful masking vinegar odour.
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#304468 - 03/01/08 12:50 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	I'm guessing the room likely had tinges of Roquefort, armpit, catfood, and ass.
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#304469 - 03/01/08 12:58 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Black Angus left-overs, beer, candy wrappers, Axe body spray, and wheelchair grease. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#304470 - 03/01/08 02:50 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Now I would probably suggest that it smells like Rochford cheese with a whiff of almonds and shrimp, and the obligatory but unsuccessful masking vinegar odour. Yes seafood and vinegar are always wonderful choices Quote: I'm guessing the room likely had tinges of Roquefort, armpit, catfood, and ass. Quote: Black Angus left-overs, beer, candy wrappers, Axe body spray, and wheelchair grease. You are too kind Gia. P.S Im aware that this thread might be the worst ever, its started by the most hated poster, about the most boring poster involving the least favorite body part on this board, all its missing is a post or two from ryan knox to complete its place in XPT history. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304471 - 03/01/08 04:43 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	As you wish. My balls smell like sulphur.
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#304472 - 03/01/08 06:41 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	One of you internet earthwom types needs to screencap this whole thread and submit it to the XPT Reliquary. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#304473 - 03/01/08 06:48 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	The only appearance of Ryan in the Reliquary should be a screencap of one of his reverse piss gangbangs. I am NOT volunteering to research this. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#304474 - 03/01/08 08:59 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I don't know. I don't wanna know. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304475 - 03/02/08 03:53 AM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: As you wish. My balls smell like sulphur. Thanks Ryan, so umm well umm hows life been treating you? Quote: One of you internet earthwom types needs to screencap this whole thread and submit it to the XPT Reliquary. I don't think its there yet, im still undecided whether its better that da burg hasn't responded yet or not. Im leaning towards him not responding being better because hes acknowledged the thread but finds it so distasteful he refuses to grace it with his presence Quote: I don't wanna know. I think everyones at least a little curious fatman. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304476 - 03/02/08 11:30 AM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Thanks Ryan, so umm well umm hows life been treating you? I got no complaints little monkey
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#304477 - 03/02/08 05:07 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like? Ryan Knox
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#304478 - 03/02/08 10:18 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I got no complaints little monkey Thats good to hear Ryan. (anyone else creeped out by this back and forth exchange between us?) Quote: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like? Ryan Knox _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304479 - 03/02/08 10:22 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: (anyone else creeped out by this back and forth exchange between us?) For some reason, any appearance of Know gets my skin crawling. I'm not sure why. I don't really know him. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#304480 - 03/02/08 10:30 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: (anyone else creeped out by this back and forth exchange between us?) For some reason, any appearance of Know gets my skin crawling. I'm not sure why. I don't really know him. I don't know why. Hes a solid performer, he just has a bad rap because he had a drug problem when he started up but hes been clean for a while and hammers out quality scenes. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304481 - 03/02/08 10:32 PM Re: What do you think Da Burg's balls smell like?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Could be the toe tag avatar ... not sure .... I don't know his work ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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