i live in an upscale condo deal with gyms and pools and gates and security guards etc, im down essentially a bottle of scotch, i drive out to 7 11 for marlboro ultra lights and video blackjack(i dont have sex with men i promise), i win and then on the way back im behind two cars, i have a late model expedition, we have a honda, and then in front a new buick, they are driving like fucking idiots, slow, every speed bump takes them 8 hours, im drunk and ready to argue after the first turn i speed by them park, and then then old guy gets out says something, and im now in some fucking old guys face berating the guy, im not visibily drunk, but hes attempting to talk shit, and i end up telling him how fucking awful he is as a driver, he goes i will report you to the condo committee i say go ahead and inform how fucking pathetic he is to be rounding 60 and still living in a fucking 2 bedroom apt essentially, his worthless wife pipes up, i tell her to go fuck herself and if her husband cant learn to drive in 60 years maybe they shouldnt be on the fucking road, they storm off, and i come upstairs

i have one semester left and getting evicted is not in the cards, suggestions? other then slashing their tires and living at the holiday inn