i live in an upscale condo deal with gyms and pools and gates and security guards etc, im down essentially a bottle of scotch, i drive out to 7 11 for marlboro ultra lights and video blackjack(i dont have sex with men i promise), i win and then on the way back im behind two cars, i have a late model expedition, we have a honda, and then in front a new buick, they are driving like fucking idiots, slow, every speed bump takes them 8 hours, im drunk and ready to argue after the first turn i speed by them park, and then then old guy gets out says something, and im now in some fucking old guys face berating the guy, im not visibily drunk, but hes attempting to talk shit, and i end up telling him how fucking awful he is as a driver, he goes i will report you to the condo committee i say go ahead and inform how fucking pathetic he is to be rounding 60 and still living in a fucking 2 bedroom apt essentially, his worthless wife pipes up, i tell her to go fuck herself and if her husband cant learn to drive in 60 years maybe they shouldnt be on the fucking road, they storm off, and i come upstairs

i have one semester left and getting evicted is not in the cards, suggestions? other then slashing their tires and living at the holiday inn

I know, living in those condos can drive people crazy.

On the other hand, it all depends on your perspective, like in this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA

i just walked to my car and had a fucking quasi ticket on my window from the complex for speeding and parking, i went over to the main building got the security guard, asked him wtf, asked him to explain the check mark for parking incosiderately, made him walk over to where i parked, explained how fucking gay this was and im sorry to waste his time, he rips up the ticket, i give him a life water, and its all done, also this fucking geezer was wearing a patriot hat, i now have a feud.

I like the stream of consciousness and in general the subject matter. sure it's self-indulgent but when you're a junior in college you think the world is unrolling before you at your feet.

so...Cool

senior gadornyo, senior

Generally speaking, anything they can possibly do to you will take at least 9 months to a year to unfold. By which time, you'll have graduated, dumped the GF and be ready to move on. So what's the worry?

wow great advice jim, insightful and brilliant, it makes me want to murder you and whatever you call a family, sage advice pal

Well, before I make a suggestion or absolutely troll on you... I will need to know your age.

troll on me and then subtract 1986 from 2008, and then "troll on me"

its 10 32, ive had my tv on the cox information channel for 2 hours, im ready to go champ, all threads, all boards, lets get it done, im to old to be drunk driving

I heard the Extended Stay up in Lost Wages has a ton of rooms suddenly available. Check it out, Randingo.

hey juan?

you're a real mensch

(and i honestly prefer canathan, but if you must be formal, radanathan pringles sir)

Sorry, I wasn't able to wait around. I had stuff to do. Speaking of which, I just got a new HDTV and I gotta' watch Kung Fu Hustle in all its glory. Take care, and don't kill any old people... they're bound to die soon enough. Oh, and stop drinking scotch. WTF, you're 22, not 50.

you juust got an hdtv cmonnn, ive had a 56 hdtvinch since 05 the 360 was coming out(i did upgrade in 07) (and it was late 05 i have to be honest, september if i recall), and as far as the scotch goes, i started ruining my life at 17 in that regard

lol okay wait so at 1 21 neigh 10 21 pst if that is your real time code, what god damn pressing issues did you have weighing on your shoulders, i ended up playing blackjack at 3 god damn thirty in the morning i understand passing or watching tv, but are you honestly claiing you had PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO at whatever effing time zone it is you live, unless you are a long haul trucker and you got me from your blackberry pearl, im gonna need an explanation for that horrible post

also the wtf your 22 not 50 and you drink scotch line, pretty bad

here's an idea. barricade yourself in that white trash apartment you're calling home these days then call in a bomb threat to LVPD. when SWAT arrives confront them with your sports book stubs and hope for the best. faggot.

lol awesome

also its las vegas metro pd get the acronym right

(youve got to have more material then this, i mean cmon smile a little you faggot : ))

lol I don't have any ill-feelings towards ya but man, that guy seems to hate ya, ranathan

he does seem fairly irate ( the real problem is you 40 year olds type like effing retards)

as far as earning it, im not stupid enough to fuck up a good thing ive carried a 3.4+ over the last 3 years and my parents reward me for it, the gambling, ive been give a discretionary fund that i claim is for books and ive put online or used sports betting, and can comfortably pay for cable and electric every month although i dont have to with my winnings, i have weeks where im down 1100 but for the most part its been good, my casual gambling is more detrimental then anything else

your biggest problem with my post is about the "LVPD" or whatever acronym etc. and not the fact that I called you white trash. very telling. redneck silver miner, ftw. print my coins bitch!

dude what??

make fucking sense

Papercut: Put back the bouncy breast avatar!!

or at least post something interesting OR FUNNY so we can go back and forth, jesus your shit is awful i have nothing but time for the next hour or so

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh decent rounders reference, you are still fairly worthless

lol and way to spell check like a fucking canadian


POST FASTER

matt damon "so your going to buy me dinner with my money, then why were you kikeing my checks at the table (or something)"

ed norton "i just need a little something to get back on my feet, blah blah blah your really jamming me up here gramma isnt on his own"

seriously cmon faggot

lol and also "cheque" is fairly unforgivable

how long are you up for sweetheart

I remember now. Thanks.


I'm up longer than you, you horse faced jew. You like it when I rhyme don't you, you vegas heeb?

rofl

me too! good night mr than.

hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTH2TilmmAk


for the people who were forced to read this


oh and stay up you fucking pussy, its god damn saturday night what are you working minimum wage, no one else types as fast you here

gunker.. lol, just lol

Mel finally returned my laptop.