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#304343 - 02/29/08 12:15 PM
Hey is Sergio Banned?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I hope not. I hope it was just a de-mod. He was a really cool guy who posted a lot of really great stuff. I hope he'll stay around and post with the rest of us if he hasn't been banned. I wonder if he was banned because he hasn't posted in a while now. Anyone know?
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#304344 - 02/29/08 12:34 PM
Re: Hey is Sergio Banned?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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#304345 - 02/29/08 01:55 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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his people are resourceful, he will find a way to hop the fence and be back posting in no time
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#304346 - 02/29/08 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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He isn't banned. I hope he keeps posting too. I hope he isn't pissed at being demoded either, like the lil' colored boy next door used to say "It ain't no thang but a chicken on a string".
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#304347 - 02/29/08 02:05 PM
Re: Hey is Sergio Banned?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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I wonder if he was banned because he hasn't posted in a while now.
Nope, he's been busy scouting high-class talent for his agency.
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#304348 - 02/29/08 02:09 PM
Re: Hey is Sergio Banned?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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oh I didn't know. Judging from the "about" page he's too busy to post. Quote:
Majestic Modeling is a full service adult talent management company. Opening in the fall of 2007, we will grow to be
one of the most successful one-stop agencies in the industry. We will represent everyone from newcomers to established stars.
Our belief is customer satisfaction. Whether you are talent, or production; you will be treated with the respect and professionalism you deserve.
Our staff is licensed in financial services, which include life insurance, mutual funds, annuities and soon to include; health insurance.
In addition, notary and loan-signing are services we also offer.
We do this because we feel a need to make sure our clients have a successful life after their career is over.
Our services are open to anyone, whether they are clients or not.
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#304350 - 03/01/08 04:29 AM
Re: Hey is Sergio Banned?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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No hes not banned but according to an insider source (not darth) he told da burg he is very upset (  ) with the demoding.
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#304353 - 03/01/08 11:10 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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wait fatmans first name is fucking clyde?? that is the greatest name ever i havent even met a clyde in my lifetime, your name is fucking clyde??
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#304355 - 03/01/08 11:35 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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then what the f grizz
(i knew all along it was his last name but waiting for comfirmation from you because i assume no one would honesstly give their real last name, then i remembered the nothing to lose part of fman)
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#304356 - 03/02/08 12:10 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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nice work you clueless faggot.
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#304357 - 03/02/08 12:14 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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#304359 - 03/02/08 12:52 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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sorry about whatever you just wrote, i had a fish that i got in august, his name was smush parker, he died after three months, i have him buried beneath a plagioclase feldspar, so your name isnt clyde??
change it today
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#304360 - 03/02/08 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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No. My name isn't Clyde. And, I don't have a garden. And, I didn't fight in Iraq. And, I didn't film "Porn Star Survivor". And, I didn't run a "Win a date with Teagan" contest [though no one fell for that one, sorry Bornyo].
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#304361 - 03/02/08 12:57 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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the f?
im down for a good ramble but what the fuck are you referring to?
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#304363 - 03/02/08 01:06 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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#304366 - 03/03/08 10:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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George David Clyde is my cat's name. My previous cat was named "Clyde Bailey". He belonged to a cute blonde Delaware MILF whose cousin was a friend from college I lusted after unsuccessfully
wow im so glad I worked my way through no less then 40 inane fatman posts to finally come across this gem.
I love this ... whatever Monkey's hatred and problems with me, in the grand scheme of XPT things I am a veritable font of interesting , compelling life stories involving all things debauched and unpleasant, set against a backdrop of overcoming adversity, High intellect and wealth. Monkey would rather have me replaced with all the compelling anecdotal catshit that now litters the cage....this more than anything else is the greatest testament to my superiority to Mr. Smelly J. Monkey. He has clearly lost his mind, his way and even his true bonafide sense of evil. The inner evil-emperor voice is pleading with Monkey to "Use the force" and get back to posting worthwhile, classic Monkey rantsd against targets worthwhile, but instead he is spiritually Ill, choosing to simply point out how short a wheelchair-using crippled bastard is, whose legs have suffered 26 fractures and dozens of surgeries....or demonstrating his own CREEPY familiarity with the nature and types of testicular odor by starting a thread dedicated to what someone else's nuts must smell like (and actually hoping a whore from France answers because, in his boredom he has swallowed hook line and stinker the idea that she has banged his crippled ass for mere fraction/pittqance to what she usually charges her customers, because she actually finds the guy interesting and cute enough to where it doesnt feel like work....idiot.)
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#304367 - 03/03/08 11:12 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I love this ... whatever Monkey's hatred and problems with me, in the grand scheme of XPT things I am a veritable font of interesting , compelling life stories involving all things debauched and unpleasant, set against a backdrop of overcoming adversity, High intellect and wealth. Monkey would rather have me replaced with all the compelling anecdotal catshit that now litters the cage....this more than anything else is the greatest testament to my superiority to Mr. Smelly J. Monkey. He has clearly lost his mind, his way and even his true bonafide sense of evil. The inner evil-emperor voice is pleading with Monkey to "Use the force" and get back to posting worthwhile, classic Monkey rantsd against targets worthwhile, but instead he is spiritually Ill, choosing to simply point out how short a wheelchair-using crippled bastard is, whose legs have suffered 26 fractures and dozens of surgeries....or demonstrating his own CREEPY familiarity with the nature and types of testicular odor by starting a thread dedicated to what someone else's nuts must smell like (and actually hoping a whore from France answers because, in his boredom he has swallowed hook line and stinker the idea that she has banged his crippled ass for mere fraction/pittqance to what she usually charges her customers, because she actually finds the guy interesting and cute enough to where it doesnt feel like work....idiot.)
Anyone have the Cliff's Notes version of this?
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#304370 - 03/03/08 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Anyone have the Cliff's Notes version of this?
Version 1: with daB in first person
Monkey is focusing his aggression on me, a valued XPT asset and an accomplished person who has overcome many issues. There are people more deserving of derision who have no value to XPT. Since Monkey knows all this, and chooses to find new, unique attacks on someone of value, Monkey must be evil.
Version 2: with daB in first person
Enough, Monkey. I get it. You don't like me.
Thanks, Fatman!
Whether it's version 1 or version 2, I'm sure Monkey enjoys the hell out of the Master's thesis length responses.
Burg, why do you care so much?
Nah man, see, this is bullshit.
it's beyond stupidity that most of you feel a paragraph written in run-on style above represents <"Too much! Oh my god my head hurts it's too much!"> something beyond your capacity to process....seriously, I have been here long enough now where you are either with me, and can keep up with me and my style, or not. Take more B vitamins if you cant handle what i post, because I refuse to dumb down.
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#304371 - 03/03/08 01:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I am a veritable font of interesting , compelling life stories involving all things debauched and unpleasant, set against a backdrop of overcoming adversity, High intellect and wealth
 This has to be the 2008 XPT unintentional post of hilarity winner, big call since we are in march but I can't see it being topped.
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Monkey would rather have me replaced with all the compelling anecdotal catshit that now litters the cage
(nods head furiously)
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He has clearly lost his mind
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whose legs have suffered 26 fractures and dozens of surgeries
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(and actually hoping a whore from France answers because, in his boredom he has swallowed hook line and stinker the idea that she has banged his crippled ass for mere fraction/pittqance to what she usually charges her customers, because she actually finds the guy interesting and cute enough to where it doesnt feel like work....idiot.)
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Anyone have the Cliff's Notes version of this?
This should follow 95% of da burgs posts
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Version 1: with daB in first person
Monkey is focusing his aggression on me, a valued XPT asset and an accomplished person who has overcome many issues. There are people more deserving of derision who have no value to XPT. Since Monkey knows all this, and chooses to find new, unique attacks on someone of value, Monkey must be evil.
Version 2: with daB in first person
Enough, Monkey. I get it. You don't like me.
I go with version one, version 2 is acceptance and hes not quite there yet. Truth be told I actually like da burg.
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#304374 - 03/04/08 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Since I know nothing really about the posters, sarcasm is almost impossible to read on a forum like this. I myself engage in sarcasm once in a while, but I tend to use the  icon so my meaning is not misinterpreted. But, it is fair to say that I tend to be more straight-forward and thus take things at their "value" until proven otherwise.
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#304378 - 03/05/08 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I don't have any problems with Elabo. I even did him the "honor" of googling the condition he noted since I didn't quite recall what it was. That bitch, Ms. Swift, however .... 
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#304380 - 03/06/08 08:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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We all know how much he hated being called a spic, how does he handle being called Bin Laden?  I didnt even know he was in any of these, nice find.  Bin Laden  Oh man. Somebody is going to get a beatdown for this. chico--->  <--- sulivan
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#304381 - 03/06/08 12:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Is that REALLY Chico?
He look more african to me than latino or ishmaelite.
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