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I am a veritable font of interesting , compelling life stories involving all things debauched and unpleasant, set against a backdrop of overcoming adversity, High intellect and wealth

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This has to be the 2008 XPT unintentional post of hilarity winner, big call since we are in march but I can't see it being topped.

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Monkey would rather have me replaced with all the compelling anecdotal catshit that now litters the cage

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He has clearly lost his mind

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whose legs have suffered 26 fractures and dozens of surgeries

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(and actually hoping a whore from France answers because, in his boredom he has swallowed hook line and stinker the idea that she has banged his crippled ass for mere fraction/pittqance to what she usually charges her customers, because she actually finds the guy interesting and cute enough to where it doesnt feel like work....idiot.)

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Anyone have the Cliff's Notes version of this?

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Version 1: with daB in first person
Monkey is focusing his aggression on me, a valued XPT asset and an accomplished person who has overcome many issues. There are people more deserving of derision who have no value to XPT. Since Monkey knows all this, and chooses to find new, unique attacks on someone of value, Monkey must be evil.


Version 2: with daB in first person
Enough, Monkey. I get it. You don't like me.

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