I'd like to know what tard told him that white text with a red background over a photo was a good idea. Any decent xhmtl book is gonna cover that in chapter one under things not to fucking do. Add to that the nice blue fucking stripes down each side which being a genius, he put links in. There's where you could have shown off the red background for text.

And where in the fuck did he find steel sack drapes? They make those? I suppose they stop the alien mind reading. Though given the people in that room any alien trying to read their thoughts would have their brain implode.

The grammar gets me the most though. I hate being a nazi but jesus christ did this guy pass first grade?

moved to the Florida keys to key largo

a mobile boat ... (aren't boats supposed to be mobile?)

I then open a whole boat dealership and had if for over a year.

got my step in the door for porn

On the plus side, any girls who are stupid enough to contact him, will let him fucker them as a "test"