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#304224 - 02/28/08 11:38 PM Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I know theres like 14 donny long posts already but this is actually about his xxxfilmjobs site, I'll admit it, the website address on his car worked on me, I had to check it out and wow. Heres some highlights hi I'm the real porn star Donny long and can help all you females make $5,000.00 to $10,000.00 a week !!! 1:safest sex you will ever have, everyone gets tested once a month !!!2:only do what you feel comfortable no pressure from anyone !!! 3:start out making this, and grow to own your own production company and websites where you could make millions a month !!! (millions a month you say, well that sounds good) Me I am a male so I get all my own work and deal right with the top directors. I could open a agencies with all of the girls I bring into the biz but I work as talent a lot and I am too busy and do not want that. ( ) If you are brand new and want to work, I can fly you out and get you tested and have you working in 24 hours. I will get you a couple of jobs right away and yes if you want to work with me at first I can arrange that (every girls dream) The nice thing about having me set you up in the biz is you wont be sent to some set with a bunch of strangers and feel uncomfortable I have lived here in la for a 1 year and a half and been in over 450 movies!!! these movies are shot not in some perverts basement with a light and a camera or apt. they shoot most of the time in huge multi million dollar mansions with filming permits and a whole crew like a mainstream movie. apply now click here (1 year and a half ) Porn has also become high profile, with brands such as Hustler edging towards respectability and established stars such as Sarah Michelle Geller, who made her name as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, playing an x-rated actress in her next film. industry earnings have risen to more than $12 billion a year And, as in Hollywood, the top 20 celebrities took the lion’s share of receipts — women like Jameson and stage-named men such as Eric Everhard, Flick Shagwell and Seymore Butts. (erik everhard gets a nice piece of the porno pie, then whys the nigga sleeping on my couch?) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304225 - 02/28/08 11:44 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	How do people not understand that proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling work wonders when one is trying to appear like a professional company? _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#304226 - 02/28/08 11:47 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: industry earnings have risen to more than $12 billion a year And, as in Hollywood, the top 20 celebrities took the lion’s share of receipts — women like Jameson and stage-named men such as Eric Everhard, Flick Shagwell and Seymore Butts. Flick Shagwell's a dude?!?!? _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#304227 - 02/28/08 11:49 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: stage-named men such as Eric Everhard, Flick Shagwell and Seymore Butts. did she beat his ass at some point? so he's decided flick must be male. edit - I.B. quit jumping in line. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#304228 - 02/28/08 11:52 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: How do people not understand that proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling work wonders when one is trying to appear like a professional company? Well it obviously worked on these girls Girls Donny Long has brought into porn 5 of the girls have the surname long, hes like some weird porno polygymist. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#304229 - 02/29/08 04:41 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: How do people not understand that proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling work wonders when one is trying to appear like a professional company? Not to mention his crappy website with fucked up graphics! Quote: 5 of the girls have the surname long, hes like some weird porno polygymist. Mormon? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#304230 - 02/29/08 06:33 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Porn has also become high profile, with brands such as Hustler edging towards respectability and established stars such as Sarah Michelle Geller, who made her name as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, playing an x-rated actress in her next film. Doesn't this idiot know that there is a difference between playing a porn star in a mainstream Hollywood film and actually being one? Or does he think that Robert DeNiro goes around caving in people's skulls with baseball bats in between roles? If Long was any less intellectually developed someone would have to water him and turn him toward the sun a couple of times each day. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#304231 - 02/29/08 07:35 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	Well now I really hate the fucker - how dare he use Buffy the Vampire Slayer as part of his shtick to convince impressionable young girls to become porn chicks.
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#304233 - 02/29/08 07:49 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	_________________________ You're all still alive?
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#304234 - 02/29/08 08:09 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	It's hard to deny credibility when you use comic sans. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#304236 - 02/29/08 10:45 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Would anyone like to guess when the "pimp" mobile will be repossessed? Maybe it is parked out in the middle of nowhere like the picture suggests to hinder the repo efforts. I like the fact that he doesn't know how to set the date stamp on the camera. 2019? Perhaps the "pimp" mobile is a time machine. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#304237 - 02/29/08 01:11 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	. Attachments 294345-294277-163801.jpg (6 downloads)
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#304238 - 02/29/08 02:36 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Paradise Lost Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 143	Is that site supposed to be legit? He should have hired the banner ad at the bottom advertising web design. If he did hire them he should sue to get his five dollars back. Sorry that doesn't scream make 10k a week. It screams make barely enough to buy your meth for the night and if you fuck me I'll let you sleep over, but I get top bunk and you have to be out before my mom gets home.
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#304239 - 02/29/08 06:51 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Anonymous Unregistered	His website has matured and developed like a shitty bum wine. http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.xxxfilmjobs.com/
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#304240 - 02/29/08 09:42 PM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
Paradise Lost Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 143	I'd like to know what tard told him that white text with a red background over a photo was a good idea. Any decent xhmtl book is gonna cover that in chapter one under things not to fucking do. Add to that the nice blue fucking stripes down each side which being a genius, he put links in. There's where you could have shown off the red background for text. And where in the fuck did he find steel sack drapes? They make those? I suppose they stop the alien mind reading. Though given the people in that room any alien trying to read their thoughts would have their brain implode. The grammar gets me the most though. I hate being a nazi but jesus christ did this guy pass first grade? moved to the Florida keys to key largo a mobile boat ... (aren't boats supposed to be mobile?) I then open a whole boat dealership and had if for over a year. got my step in the door for porn On the plus side, any girls who are stupid enough to contact him, will let him fucker them as a "test"
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#304241 - 03/01/08 02:27 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	Quote: Quote: How do people not understand that proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling work wonders when one is trying to appear like a professional company? Not to mention his crappy website with fucked up graphics! Quote: 5 of the girls have the surname long, hes like some weird porno polygymist. Mormon? I figured they might be his sisters. _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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#304242 - 03/01/08 02:30 AM Re: Donny Long school of reasonable expectations
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	Quote: I'd like to know what tard told him that white text with a red background over a photo was a good idea. Any decent xhmtl book is gonna cover that in chapter one under things not to fucking do. Add to that the nice blue fucking stripes down each side which being a genius, he put links in. There's where you could have shown off the red background for text. And where in the fuck did he find steel sack drapes? They make those? I suppose they stop the alien mind reading. Though given the people in that room any alien trying to read their thoughts would have their brain implode. The grammar gets me the most though. I hate being a nazi but jesus christ did this guy pass first grade? moved to the Florida keys to key largo a mobile boat ... (aren't boats supposed to be mobile?) I then open a whole boat dealership and had if for over a year. got my step in the door for porn On the plus side, any girls who are stupid enough to contact him, will let him fucker them as a "test" He said he got his start working for Bangbros. He forgot to mention being fired by bangbros. _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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