An abridged history of American-centric warfare, from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict.

American fast-food propaganda.

Italians: an incredible panoply of pasta artillery that would entangle enemies in spaghetti, slow movement with fusilli, and target with marinara sauce.
Indians: chemical warfare involving a myriad of complex spices would unembolden enemy troops.
Eastern Europeans: cabbage rolls would be like Hannibal's elephants. Stolid, large, unstoppable.
Thais and Mexico: would respond to the Indian's usage of chili pepper and escalate the war...
America: would offer some sort of "spicy" chicken sandwich for 99 cents...