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Hey Smelly Gay Monkey...


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I had to stop reading here. This, my friend, is devastating wit - the kind of insult that you can only think of a comeback to hours later, with the laughter of the whole world still ringing in your ears.

Sports Swami, I hope one day KSEX calls you up to the minors and gives you your own free show, thereby doubling your potential audience to four. It is a crime to keep this gift from the world.

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