i hatechop the zagat. in boston, there's something worse called the phantom gourmet on television. they named the kitkat bar as the "best candy bar"

fucking travesty. reeses crispy crunchy bar blows it out of the water.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits