I used to have this reoccurring dream that i was at a small house party in chicago. When midway through the party the hosts says we have a suprise for you all, we are going to do a gang bang scene between two girls, pair off 8 per one. One is a drop dead gorgeous chasey lain/jenna jameson type porn star and the other is sammura. I get stuck in the 8 going for sammura. I then keep saying to myself i have to find away out of here, this is not something my penis should take part in, but before i can go i feel a tug at my pants , i look down and see a sammura buck naked with a guy taking her behind and her attempting to take off my pants. I usually wake up at this point, i haven't had them in a while but i did last night. What do you think i am trying to tell myself with this nightmare?. Anyone who has had similar dreams about this sort of stuff and have come through on the other side please share what you came to terms with to help me do the same.

You better be nice, she can give ya a nip.

I am actually being serious about this. its the reason i didn't sleep for a few days before, because i was afraid it would happen again, the scariest part is it seems so real. I can feel and smell everything, its unbelievably realistic. Down right haunting.

Has anyone seen that movie the ring?. That evil little girls name in that movie is sammura too, maybe the screenwriter is a member of xxxporntalk?.

Hey Smelly Gay Monkey... I have met and hung out with Sammura... and not only is she beautiful and sweet... but she probably has more class and intelligence than you (i bet you live in your mommy;s basement, are 34 years old, and are a virgin who plays with barbies...

Welcome back, Sammura.

God i miss sammura. Her giant forehead, the pictures that she posted that she thought were sexy, her pure, honest hatred for the monkey and her awesome insults of chico. What a silly hoodrat.

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Hey Smelly Gay Monkey...


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I had to stop reading here. This, my friend, is devastating wit - the kind of insult that you can only think of a comeback to hours later, with the laughter of the whole world still ringing in your ears.

Sports Swami, I hope one day KSEX calls you up to the minors and gives you your own free show, thereby doubling your potential audience to four. It is a crime to keep this gift from the world.

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I was going to leave it alone as i have heard many similar comments from lurid which i have pulled him up on. I'm glad someone else is paying attention though.

If Samurra isn't going to DODGE a cumshot, then more power to her.

GOD DAMN I am sick of paying for movies with CUM-DODGING chicks.