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#303865 - 02/26/08 11:04 PM Porn Reality Show
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Why any television network haven't done any reality show with the porn valley characters.

Did you imagine a house with:

Donny Long
Christian xxx
lori lust
chelsie rae and dickhead suitcase pimp
skeeter kerkove
luke ford.....and COD
kurt lookwood
shy love
Chub Chub
Fattorossi...or whatever are the lawyers name
Wankus
Powder
all the Pornstar Karaoke scene

...common add more

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#303866 - 02/26/08 11:08 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Why any television network haven't done any reality show with the porn valley characters.

Did you imagine a house with:

Donny Long
Christian xxx
lori lust
chelsie rae and dickhead suitcase pimp
skeeter kerkove
luke ford.....and COD
kurt lookwood
shy love
Chub Chub
Fattorossi...or whatever are the lawyers name
Wankus
Powder
all the Pornstar Karaoke scene

...common add more





You know, that's quite brilliant. I think the problem is a lot of advertisers don't want to attach their names to a show about "porn", and with no advertisers, you have no $$ to put the show on. Maybe as an On-Demand option...
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#303867 - 02/26/08 11:16 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i just want a lie detector test set up asking these women how they feel swallowing multiple loads of cum on camera, also whos seen ep 9. of the wire on demand, preeeetttttty prettyyyy good.

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#303868 - 02/26/08 11:45 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Sorry I'm already on another porn reality show....

But thanks for the vote.

I would prefer Pornstar Throwdown. Pornstars battling it out American Gladiator style.

Donny and Christian going after each other would be interesting. Short but interesting.

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#303869 - 02/27/08 05:04 AM Re: Porn Reality Show
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I would prefer Pornstar Throwdown. Pornstars battling it out American Gladiator style.

Donny and Christian going after each other would be interesting. Short but interesting.




That would be awesome. I'd pay good money to watch Christian tear Donny's arms out of their socket like a Wookie.

donny
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#303870 - 02/27/08 05:09 AM Re: Porn Reality Show
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

Why any television network haven't done any reality show with the porn valley characters.

Did you imagine a house with:

Donny Long
Christian xxx
lori lust
chelsie rae and dickhead suitcase pimp
skeeter kerkove
luke ford.....and COD
kurt lookwood
shy love
Chub Chub
Fattorossi...or whatever are the lawyers name
Wankus
Powder
all the Pornstar Karaoke scene

...common add more





You know, that's quite brilliant. I think the problem is a lot of advertisers don't want to attach their names to a show about "porn", and with no advertisers, you have no $$ to put the show on. Maybe as an On-Demand option...




I could definitely see HBO, Cinemax or one of the other cable networks doing something like this. Didn't one of them already do a reality series with Seymour Butts? I know HBO does one at the Bunny Ranch.
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#303871 - 02/27/08 09:23 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Showtime did Family Business with Seymor Butts, but it wasn't that great.

However, to add to this porn reality show idea, we have to throw in the twist. Every reality show has one. For porn reality, we will make it an elimination event where he and she whores are voted off by judges. The judges will be AC Cream and Bono-One. Instead of the stupid fanboys following around these whores, these whores will actually have to do shit to impress the dumbass fanboys. It would be sooooo degrading.

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#303872 - 02/27/08 09:27 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
We should also add to the list:

Milton Twins
Shelley Lubben
Tritone
Moblem

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#303873 - 02/27/08 09:42 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
brandon iron

kahn tusion

rob longshoot

the whore who claim brian surewood rape her in chico wanker set
sophia lynn and her fat-captain-save-a-ho-guy


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#303874 - 02/27/08 10:19 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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...also whos seen ep 9. of the wire on demand, preeeetttttty prettyyyy good.




on the whole, this season has been a disappointment, (relative to the earthshaking brilliance of the other seasons, especially 4) but the last two episodes (8 & 9) have been superb.
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#303875 - 02/28/08 05:34 AM Re: Porn Reality Show
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

brandon iron

kahn tusion

rob longshoot

the whore who claim brian surewood rape her in chico wanker set
sophia lynn and her fat-captain-save-a-ho-guy






are you calling Fattorosi (pornlaw) fat?
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#303876 - 02/28/08 01:18 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

brandon iron

kahn tusion

rob longshoot

the whore who claim brian surewood rape her in chico wanker set
sophia lynn and her fat-captain-save-a-ho-guy






are you calling Fattorosi (pornlaw) fat?




sorry, the first Capt save a ho, the lawyer is the second

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#303877 - 02/28/08 01:58 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
taint1974 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Showtime did Family Business with Seymor Butts, but it wasn't that great.

However, to add to this porn reality show idea, we have to throw in the twist. Every reality show has one. For porn reality, we will make it an elimination event where he and she whores are voted off by judges. The judges will be AC Cream and Bono-One. Instead of the stupid fanboys following around these whores, these whores will actually have to do shit to impress the dumbass fanboys. It would be sooooo degrading.



Showtime also had a show documenting the making of Vivid's new Debbie Does Dallas movie's and it was worse and more fake than Family Business.

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#303878 - 02/28/08 02:12 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
'tea and crumpet' was my fave proposed porn reality show. whatever happened to that?

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#303879 - 02/28/08 03:31 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
They should have an episode called Suitcase Pimp Swap where the hoes have to trade out their suitcase pimps for a week, depending on which swap the viewers vote for.
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#303880 - 02/28/08 03:54 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

'tea and crumpet' was my fave proposed porn reality show. whatever happened to that?




Wasn't that called "Pee and Strumpets: The Making of a Squirt Flick"?
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#303881 - 02/28/08 04:18 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5094
Loc:
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They should have an episode called Suitcase Pimp Swap where the hoes have to trade out their suitcase pimps for a week, depending on which swap the viewers vote for.




How about having a gonzo girl trade places with a Vivid 'contract star' for a week. Rule #1 - Vivid star can't run out of a 10-parolee blowbang or DP scene.
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#303882 - 02/28/08 04:48 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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I think they should get special celebrity guest…….in his first appearance from beyond the grave......The Re-Animated Chico Wang.....I guarantee you there will be an episode involving something to have to do with Jasmine Tame and his corpse.

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#303883 - 02/28/08 04:58 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
or a chico wang toon, "the wangtoons"

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#303884 - 02/28/08 06:33 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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...also whos seen ep 9. of the wire on demand, preeeetttttty prettyyyy good.




on the whole, this season has been a disappointment, (relative to the earthshaking brilliance of the other seasons, especially 4) but the last two episodes (8 & 9) have been superb.



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#303885 - 02/28/08 11:24 PM Re: Porn Reality Show
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

'tea and crumpet' was my fave proposed porn reality show. whatever happened to that?





I don't like to talk about anything unless it's actually going to happen, but we have some people still trying to pitch us for that... We'll see-- it's unlikely it will happen so I don't dwell on it much.
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