Someone was recently yelling at me over the phone that Smelly Monkey is/was/could be Michael Stefano, but this hardly even holds water for the time it takes to suggest it....

1) Smelly Monkey is a lot of things: an Asshole, a Prick, an abuser of women...but he is also, in his fashion, extremely funny....the funny part totally rules out Michael "How does my cock look going in and out of her asshole Mr. Director??? Director??? Yo, my looks are my life director so would you put down the goddamn Subway and look at my cock as it emerges from this whore's asshole and tell me if it looks GOOD or not!!!" Stefano....the guy is only interested in one thing: His appearance, his cock, and shaving his entire body twice a day....wait, 1, 2, ok there are 3 things in which he is interested...

Smelly Monkey is a far more well rounded asshole than this Sex Addicted Narcissist