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#303765 - 02/25/08 10:51 PM
Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Lets use our powers of logic, reasoning and intuition to come up with Smelly Monkey's identity. It really isnt that hard, I am pretty sure i already know who he is, but I want some mileage out of this and the money I paid to find out so here goes, i will start, the rest of you contribute what you can.
First, it is obvious Smelly monkey is himself affiliated with the porn industry. He is a producer/director of porn himself, which is why it is imperative his identity remain a secret. Hypocrisy is an expensive proposition for some people. And Smelly Monkey could not get away with what he does AND make his living making porn if people knew who he was, right? Ok so there's that....
Next...is Smelly Monkey Black or White? Clearly he is a cracker although not a racist (probably the best thing you can say about him)
Is Smelly Monkey a nazi? Not full fledged but definitely Neo
Is he gay? Maybe
So what do we have so far? A Porn producing, White, bisexual neo nazi hypocrite.
Who's next, I need to pee?
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#303767 - 02/25/08 10:59 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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The increased use of youtube links suggests strongly that Elaborator=Monkey
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#303769 - 02/25/08 11:17 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Daburg
ah that;s a great fucking movie. While i cant accept that personal analogy though, i do cop to driving down the wrong way of the freeway like John Candy does in a later scene, thats about the time I sold all my cars and became permanently driven around instead.
fact is, "I dont like me", just a few sordid aspects of me....tsk tsk you should know that Monkey.
Ok more deductive Monkey Identity reasoning....I know he is nervous so lets keep the heat on.
Is Monkey Closely associated with Jm Productions? Well yes and no...JM distributes some of Monkey's product, but not all of it.
Is Monkey Handsome or butt fucking Ugly? Actually neither, which, after not being a racist is probably the second best thing you can say about him.
(Da Burg's corker of s detail) DOES SMELLY MONKEY PERFORM HIMSELF IN ANY OF HIS PORN PRODUCTIONS???? <drumroll>
Yes.
I need to pee again....c'mon where is veryone else on this? Dont be pussies, dont fret about "Oh gee what will we do if Monkey is exposed and goes away?"
Tough shit...we all had to face the day when Santa claus turned out to be our dad in his underwear with his ass crack showing putting barbie dolls and Nerf Footballs under the tree at 3 am.
Steven French?
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#303771 - 02/26/08 05:03 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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#303773 - 02/26/08 07:34 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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monkey = dave pounder
PROOF!
Edited by have2cit (02/26/08 07:36 AM)
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#303776 - 02/26/08 10:16 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I with Jeff, he has come back.
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#303784 - 01/02/10 04:53 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Someone was recently yelling at me over the phone that Smelly Monkey is/was/could be Michael Stefano, but this hardly even holds water for the time it takes to suggest it....
1) Smelly Monkey is a lot of things: an Asshole, a Prick, an abuser of women...but he is also, in his fashion, extremely funny....the funny part totally rules out Michael "How does my cock look going in and out of her asshole Mr. Director??? Director??? Yo, my looks are my life director so would you put down the goddamn Subway and look at my cock as it emerges from this whore's asshole and tell me if it looks GOOD or not!!!" Stefano....the guy is only interested in one thing: His appearance, his cock, and shaving his entire body twice a day....wait, 1, 2, ok there are 3 things in which he is interested...
Smelly Monkey is a far more well rounded asshole than this Sex Addicted Narcissist
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#303786 - 01/07/10 04:46 AM
Smelly Monkey Exposed
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Post edited by Tod Hunter (01/07/10 07:59 PM)
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#303787 - 01/07/10 11:13 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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Porn Jesus
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it might of been believable had that guy not being wearing a fucking dolphin shirt, good grief. Im not sure whats more offensive, the fact they make them or that people buy and wear them, why not hang a sign around your fucking neck saying "I am not worth 10 second of your time and wonder why I have to pay to get laid (eric who tm)"
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#303789 - 01/08/10 04:49 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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#303794 - 01/09/10 03:07 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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Registered: 06/22/07
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does anyone else think that smelly monkey kind of looks like Jim J Bullock?
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#303795 - 01/09/10 06:37 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I've never seen Smelly Monkey.
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#303799 - 01/09/10 08:20 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I love these Smelly Monkey threads.
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#303800 - 01/10/10 09:13 PM
Re: Jeff Mullen Identity Deconstruction
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Registered: 06/22/07
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this thread can be shut down now
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#303801 - 04/18/10 02:34 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Identity deconstruction
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#303802 - 04/18/10 09:24 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey Exposed
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#303803 - 04/20/10 02:25 PM
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