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ah that;s a great fucking movie. While i cant accept that personal analogy though, i do cop to driving down the wrong way of the freeway like John Candy does in a later scene, thats about the time I sold all my cars and became permanently driven around instead.

fact is, "I dont like me", just a few sordid aspects of me....tsk tsk you should know that Monkey.




Ok more deductive Monkey Identity reasoning....I know he is nervous so lets keep the heat on.


Is Monkey Closely associated with Jm Productions? Well yes and no...JM distributes some of Monkey's product, but not all of it.

Is Monkey Handsome or butt fucking Ugly? Actually neither, which, after not being a racist is probably the second best thing you can say about him.


(Da Burg's corker of s detail) DOES SMELLY MONKEY PERFORM HIMSELF IN ANY OF HIS PORN PRODUCTIONS???? <drumroll>


Yes.



I need to pee again....c'mon where is veryone else on this? Dont be pussies, dont fret about "Oh gee what will we do if Monkey is exposed and goes away?"

Tough shit...we all had to face the day when Santa claus turned out to be our dad in his underwear with his ass crack showing putting barbie dolls and Nerf Footballs under the tree at 3 am.

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