Lets use our powers of logic, reasoning and intuition to come up with Smelly Monkey's identity. It really isnt that hard, I am pretty sure i already know who he is, but I want some mileage out of this and the money I paid to find out so here goes, i will start, the rest of you contribute what you can.


First, it is obvious Smelly monkey is himself affiliated with the porn industry. He is a producer/director of porn himself, which is why it is imperative his identity remain a secret. Hypocrisy is an expensive proposition for some people. And Smelly Monkey could not get away with what he does AND make his living making porn if people knew who he was, right? Ok so there's that....


Next...is Smelly Monkey Black or White? Clearly he is a cracker although not a racist (probably the best thing you can say about him)

Is Smelly Monkey a nazi? Not full fledged but definitely Neo

Is he gay? Maybe


So what do we have so far? A Porn producing, White, bisexual neo nazi hypocrite.


Who's next, I need to pee?