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#303757 - 02/25/08 10:30 PM
More PMs I have recieved from Monkey, Smelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Burg i have a question
From: Smelly Monkey
Have you ever been so depressed at not getting a boner that you think of killing yourself? How about being crippled? Does that make you want to Kill yourself? Am I still in your will? If you off yourself will that in anyway nullify any money you might leave me? If so, dont kill yourself...I can arrange to have it done right.
HI BURG!
From: Smelly Monkey
Holly told me she felt sick in your presence. I thought your disease wasnt contagious? It must have simply been the sight of you.
Die Burg
From Smelly Monkey
Burg I hope you die soon. You suck. Luv Monkey
I have about 50 other messages that revolve around one thing or another but the tone and intent is the same. This man hates me and wants me dead.
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#303760 - 02/25/08 10:48 PM
Re: More PMs I have recieved from Monkey, Smelly
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Actually Burg - Monkey sends me PMs about YOU as well. How weird is that? Here's a sample (sent 1/10/06): Quote:
Sometimes when i wake late to urinate and i turn on the lights just as my eyes adjst i catch a quick look in the mirror and see daburglar looking at me, its not me im seeing as da burg, its actually him and he speaks to me, he tells me to do these things, (moments pass) like rob banks and hurt old people, i haven't but i wonder why he asks em to do such things, you know why? you know da burg has he said anything to you?
I'm so not kidding.
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#303762 - 02/25/08 10:58 PM
Re: More PMs I have recieved from Monkey, Smelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Burg i have a question
From: Smelly Monkey
Have you ever been so depressed at not getting a boner that you think of killing yourself? How about being crippled? Does that make you want to Kill yourself? Am I still in your will? If you off yourself will that in anyway nullify any money you might leave me? If so, dont kill yourself...I can arrange to have it done right.
HI BURG!
From: Smelly Monkey
Holly told me she felt sick in your presence. I thought your disease wasnt contagious? It must have simply been the sight of you.
Die Burg
From Smelly Monkey
Burg I hope you die soon. You suck. Luv Monkey
I have about 50 other messages that revolve around one thing or another but the tone and intent is the same. This man hates me and wants me dead.
lol you should've tried to at least write it in my messy style that im infamous for , it would've been halfway believable that way. Time for a quick edit?
Now now we both know when it comes to me and my education level you try and step it up a notch or two just so you dont look completely retarded. That's your style no doubt about it, anyone who has ever received PMs from you knows that....some of the other ones I have do have a bit more of the Monkey tardness I spoke of above. But my point has been made.
Fact is if I die now, you are the number one suspect. That makes me smile knowing that at very least you will be sweated for 11 hours in some Police interogation room before they realize that you dont have the brains to pull off even a fucked up murder but still, 11 hours is long enough to make your ass hurt and leave you constipated. That makes me smile.
you have to have people care about you enough to notice youre gone, I choose my victims wisely
yeah right Smelly Monkey >>> the Anti O.J.
You know I keep forgetting I could easily afford to have you erased, as in Gone, bones and all, but I dont like to flaunt my wealth unless it is in the context of jerking off into hot chick's mouths. But think Harvey Keitel and his suitcase full of hyper-acid in that movie with Bridgette fonda as the hitwoman on fulltime PMS with that grubby boyfriend who is clueless about everything except fruitcake.
Be afraid monkey be very afraid.
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