I could die a happy man if I logged on one day and saw a Ben post in the fashion of, "You stupid motherfuckers, I snowed your bitch-asses for 4 1/2 years! That's how you work an alt, faggots! Suck on that shit! Ben out!"

And then, like the wind, he's gone, never to be heard from again.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin