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Re: hey burg

From: Smelly Monkey

i want to have sex with you da burg, how can we make this happen?



Apparently you find my good looks and cuteness irresistible as well. Like I said Monkey, 8 grand and I am all yours, I will even cover up my most hideous surgical scars...unless you are into that shit too.



I never sent that.




ooops oh fuck you are right sorry. That was a three year old PM I had from Hailey Young....No wait, Hillary sent that after I apologized for calling her twat a pretzel oven. She felt she misjudged me and realized that a crippled fucker was the only type of man she had yet to fuck....


Show of hands for those that believe Moneky DID NOT send me that PM?
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