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#303620 - 02/25/08 08:49 AM All i have to say is....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....
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#303621 - 02/25/08 10:07 AM Re: All i have to say is....
Care Less Offline
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
So?
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#303622 - 02/25/08 10:09 AM Re: All i have to say is....
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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So?




Don't sweat him 'Burg, he couldn't care less.
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#303623 - 02/25/08 11:17 AM Re: All i have to say is....
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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So?




Don't sweat him 'Burg, he couldn't care less.




Why not "Don´t mind him, Burg, he couldn´t care less."?

You guys are just too cunty.
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#303624 - 02/25/08 01:11 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.
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#303625 - 02/25/08 02:37 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.





Burg dials number....*ring ring*

Random picks up "Hello?"

Burg: "Hey Random, how's it going?"

Burg hangs up before Random answers....
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#303626 - 02/25/08 07:41 PM Re: All i have to say is....
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.





I want to step into da burgs head for a minute and see what he sees in the mirror. hey zeus.

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#303627 - 02/25/08 08:02 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.





I want to step into da burgs head for a minute and see what he sees in the mirror. hey zeus.







Re: hey burg

From: Smelly Monkey

i want to have sex with you da burg, how can we make this happen?



Apparently you find my good looks and cuteness irresistible as well. Like I said Monkey, 8 grand and I am all yours, I will even cover up my most hideous surgical scars...unless you are into that shit too.
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#303628 - 02/25/08 08:08 PM Re: All i have to say is....
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Quote:

Quote:

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..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.





I want to step into da burgs head for a minute and see what he sees in the mirror. hey zeus.







Re: hey burg

From: Smelly Monkey

i want to have sex with you da burg, how can we make this happen?



Apparently you find my good looks and cuteness irresistible as well. Like I said Monkey, 8 grand and I am all yours, I will even cover up my most hideous surgical scars...unless you are into that shit too.




I never sent that.
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#303629 - 02/25/08 10:18 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Re: hey burg

From: Smelly Monkey

i want to have sex with you da burg, how can we make this happen?



Apparently you find my good looks and cuteness irresistible as well. Like I said Monkey, 8 grand and I am all yours, I will even cover up my most hideous surgical scars...unless you are into that shit too.




I never sent that.





ooops oh fuck you are right sorry. That was a three year old PM I had from Hailey Young....No wait, Hillary sent that after I apologized for calling her twat a pretzel oven. She felt she misjudged me and realized that a crippled fucker was the only type of man she had yet to fuck....


Show of hands for those that believe Moneky DID NOT send me that PM?
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#303630 - 02/25/08 10:32 PM Re: All i have to say is....
MR WHIP Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
did'a annyone'a read this' fucking bulga'h???

fucking boring guy'
hey mista'h:
did u know paraplegic'ks are very skilled in handcraft'z????
go' and make some scrapbooking shit' and get' ur' mind' in real' productive'ah thingz'ah
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#303631 - 02/26/08 10:52 AM Re: All i have to say is....
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Quote:

..You pay a whore to LEAVE...


blahblahblah whores blah blah more whores blahblahblah drugs (and whores) blah (beer) blahbblah blahblahblahblahblah blah Stipclubs in Montreal and buffalo wings with extra blue cheese blah blahblahblah x-box....




I don't see "Holly" in there, and you made no mention of how cute you are.




He also forgot Harvard. Still... this is the most readable post he's made in years.
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#303632 - 02/26/08 11:12 AM Re: All i have to say is....
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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You guys are just too cunty.




I think cunty is my new favorite word.
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#303633 - 02/26/08 05:56 PM Re: All i have to say is....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'll see your "cunty" and raise you a growler.
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#303634 - 02/28/08 03:29 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
its nice to see some things never change lol...how you guys all been???
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#303635 - 02/28/08 06:12 PM Re: All i have to say is....
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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its nice to see some things never change lol...how you guys all been???




Oh shiiiiiiit, look who it is what up brotha?
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#303636 - 02/28/08 09:43 PM Re: All i have to say is....
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Not to much dude...just chillin in meedville for the time being...its cool lotz o snow...but the college chicks are all Cunty up here
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