No way am I darth sorry...I might have let this rumor simmer except Monkey saying he would have a new found respect for me if i were in fact darth. That was a wood killer...

Things Da Burg doesnt want:

STDs
Yet another IRS audit
Hailey Young
Plain Donuts
Smelly Monkey's respect (new, old or otherwise)
etc etc etc


Melissa lauren is in Boston until Wednesday....I am thinking of investin 3 grand and hooking up with her ONLY to get her to spend the time with me posting on XPT all about Brandon and Smelly Monkey. As Hot as I think melissa is, I dont need to stick my dick in her mouth...having her dish on Brando, and make fun of smelly monkey would be more than worth the money and time.