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oh god, this is too good and too easy. not only can't he escape 2004, but he has to try to convince everyone he is somehow pulling my strings by adding it to his profile. that's the #1 sign you're my bitch, I just jerked off. keep dancing monkey, I'm sure everything is working out just how you planned.



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Umm 3 straight days all your posts been about me until today when I wasn't on, reading my profile at 5am yeah id say im pretty firmly entrenched in your mind right now . I admire your fight even if you are going into battle with a spoon, you refuse to lay down and be my bitch but its a fight you can't win because you are doing what I want you to do, i want there to be drama, shit throwing, abuse, a week ago you chico and monstar were all playing fan boy tiddlywinks banning anyone saying a nasty word into your direction, fast forward to now chico and monstar are ghosts and you have become my personal P.R machine. Hows it going k1ng?

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Let me derail the derailment to congratulate Burg. This is your finest post ever.

Funny, pointed, evocative imagery and blessedly brief. Congratulations, my friend.

I hope this can form a template for successful ecriture for you on a go-forward basis.

xoxo

Grizz

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I bring the best out of da burg its why im so great, right k1ng?

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I think it’s important to first define a fanboy or at least distinguish the difference between one and a regular fan. This is very important because I am always afraid of crossing that line.

1) No matter how implausible the story of the whore, her tale is swallowed hook, line, and sinker. (*cough….jrv….cough*)

2) If you purchase something of value for her or give her money and do not receive any goods or services in exchange.

3) If you can describe perfectly the interior of her apartment, but have never been invited inside.

4) Your name is Ace Cartier.

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Put a tick next to 1 and 2 for da burg and 3 for k1ng