I think it’s important to first define a fanboy or at least distinguish the difference between one and a regular fan. This is very important because I am always afraid of crossing that line.

1) No matter how implausible the story of the whore, her tale is swallowed hook, line, and sinker. (*cough….jrv….cough*)

2) If you purchase something of value for her or give her money and do not receive any goods or services in exchange.

3) If you can describe perfectly the interior of her apartment, but have never been invited inside.

4) Your name is Ace Cartier.