Let's get back to the FAN BOYS here.

#6 Fatman.

Fat, shut-in, bookish, cat owner from NYC on disability.
Fatman/Fatty Bombatty/ Fattie is boring, but smart and harmless. he doesn't even advocate teen molestation.

Girls: The Milton Twins (Cherish and Calie Marie), Ceara Lynch, Jaime Langford, and flat-chested teens.

Interests: cats, history, religion (mostly Judaism), anti-depressants, and teens.

Song: Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K