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keep tryin to relive '04, monkey, you're almost there.

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In my week back ive noticed an increased amount of fanboy here now, and how half the threads tend to get derailed into tribute threads for the girls they worship, So why not dedicate a thread to the men behind (in the parking lots, bushes and apartment buildings) the girls.


Top 5 XPT fanboy Rankings

1. Ben:

Top Girls: Ceara, Holly, Gia and Vivid contract girls

Info: Might be the biggest fag ever to post on xpt, everything he posts is how much he loves these girls its so insanely gay that I tend to believe its an act

Ben's fanboy Theme Song: Hold On By Wilson Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXCGpABh9I


2. Swami

Top Girls: Sammura, Gen Padova, Kami Andrews and Any pair of tits with a pulse

Info: Porn/sports radio personality superstar, infamous for his XPT meltdowns defending his girls and himself against claims of stalking girls. R.I.P

Swami's Fanboy Theme Song: Foreigner's I wanna know what love is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk


3. k1ng

Top girls: Suicide girls and rebellious teens

info: He spends hours searching through mugshots, facebook, myspace and photo bucket for pictures of girls he can worship, I picture him as an overweight able body version of daburg, probably a little older, late 40's perhaps.

K1ng's fanboy theme song: Corey Hart's Sunglasses at night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9p0Ac5bLlI


4.Da Burg

Top Girls: Hillary Scott, Holly, Teagan among many others

Info: XPT's disabled mascot. He would be higher on the list if he could walk because when they break it off with him he goes crazy, very entertaining, his hillary scott suicidal rant was great what added to his pain was the fact she was getting random fans to be part of a gangbang scene she was doing a week after she broke his heart.

da burg's fanboy theme song: Randy Newman's Short People

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA


5. Christian X

Top Girls: Anyone who doesn't have him on their no list.

info: Porn performer who will chime in on any thread that mentions someone hes worked with saying how great they are as people and performers.

Christian's fanboy theme song: (what else could it be) abba's dancing queen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOaw



Im sure theres hundreds ive missed, please feel free to share some of your favorite xpt fanboys to the thread.

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keep tryin to relive '04, monkey, you're almost there.

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WTF, this is like when mom and dad fight. I'm just going to hide under the bed and hum to myself.

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no. no nerve. just playing along so all the time you spent making that post didn't go to waste.

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WTF, this is like when mom and dad fight. I'm just going to hide under the bed and hum to myself.

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Hi everyone I'm truly honoured to be rated number 1 fanboy on XPT! I'd like to thank Smelly Monkey for creating this award and most of all i'd like to thank the wonderful, gorgeous girls who post here and make XPT the fantastic place that it is. Any other girls and I would not nearly be as big a fanboy - you make me the fanboy that I am!

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Thank you been for stopping by and giving your fans an acceptance speech, now everytime I read one of your posts i get your theme song and a fat carnie wilson picture stuck in my mindddddddddddd. Youre a one of a kind ben and I love you


But if you were a woman you'd be this

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k1ng is female talent to my chico pimp hand. I do the best with whats around though, give me a pile of shit and ill mold you a statue from it.

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chico and pimp hand jokes. more "best of '04", nice work. it's almost like I've read it 100 times before. the only person relying on old material more than you is Gallagher with his smashing watermelons. hey, moneky say something funny about gypsy being fat. those are always great.

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Hmm didn't you sign up in 06? If I posted it in 04 why are you spending your time re reading posts from 2 years prior to you being here? let alone hundreds of times, Has XPT been that interesting since you became one of the main posters? If youre so bored with the current content here that you are re reading posts from 4 years ago hundreds of times that says it all doesn't it?. I repeat give me a pile of shit and i'll mold you a statue, Board I give you monkangelo's k1ng We will always have tater mitts won't we.
Im flattered you are reading my old posts hundreds of times though, this is your time k1ng, I'll shine some of my spotlight your way.


I pull the string and make him dance

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Hi everyone I'm truly honoured to be rated number 1 fanboy on XPT! I'd like to thank Smelly Monkey for creating this award and most of all i'd like to thank the wonderful, gorgeous girls who post here and make XPT the fantastic place that it is. Any other girls and I would not nearly be as big a fanboy - you make me the fanboy that I am!

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Thank you been for stopping by and giving your fans an acceptance speech, now everytime I read one of your posts i get your theme song and a fat carnie wilson picture stuck in my mindddddddddddd. Youre a one of a kind ben and I love you


But if you were a woman you'd be this

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Hmm didn't you sign up in 06? If I posted it in 04 why are you spending your time re reading posts from 2 years prior to you being here? let alone hundreds of times, Has XPT been that interesting since you became one of the main posters? If youre so bored with the current content here that you are re reading posts from 4 years ago hundreds of times that says it all doesn't it?. I repeat give me a pile of shit and i'll mold you a statue, Board I give you monkangelo's k1ng We will always have tater mitts won't we.
Im flattered you are reading my old posts hundreds of times though, this is your time k1ng, I'll shine some of my spotlight your way.


I pull the string and make him dance

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WTF, this is like when mom and dad fight. I'm just going to hide under the bed and hum to myself.

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WHAT?!! I used to practically jack off when my parents fought. It was really rare, but I absolutely LOVED IT. This is awesome! Both Monks and King are reaaaally sharp, so this is gonna be good. Hoes have their claws out.

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2. Swami

Top Girls: Sammura, Gen Padova, Kami Andrews and Any pair of tits with a pulse

Info: Porn/sports radio personality superstar, infamous for his XPT meltdowns defending his girls and himself against claims of stalking girls. R.I.P

Swami's Fanboy Theme Song: Foreigner's I wanna know what love is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk

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Now hold on a minute Burg, You are not actually denying that you are a fanboy are you?

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I is so denying.....although I do cop to fanboi tendencies at certain vulnerable moments in rare instances, but no more so than any of you fuckers. And Holly doesnt count, she is not a performer, and EVERYONE likes her and wants to see her perform, not just me...in fact, I dont even care about seeing her fuck and suck on film, I'd be happy just buying her another plate of sausages to watch her eat and have her sit in my wheelchair again.

And yes Grizz, I cannot deny that at one time, I did care for Young, Hailey (only after she expressed interest in me though.) But I certainly didnt take it to the level of asking her to post pictures of her rectum like you did with Veronica "where's my jaw?" jett!

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And yes Grizz, I cannot deny that at one time, I did care for Young, Hailey (only after she expressed interest in me though.) But I certainly didnt take it to the level of asking her to post pictures of her rectum like you did with Veronica "where's my jaw?" jett!

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Good for you! Sadly, the Veronica Jett quip doesn't exactly cut me to the quick. I'm really only interested in VJ's rectum (although, if pressed, I could offer her a temporary oral implant).



Speaking of which, whatever happened to my favourite Syrian anal whore?

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Hmm didn't you sign up in 06? If I posted it in 04 why are you spending your time re reading posts from 2 years prior to you being here? let alone hundreds of times, Has XPT been that interesting since you became one of the main posters? If youre so bored with the current content here that you are re reading posts from 4 years ago hundreds of times that says it all doesn't it?. I repeat give me a pile of shit and i'll mold you a statue, Board I give you monkangelo's k1ng We will always have tater mitts won't we.
Im flattered you are reading my old posts hundreds of times though, this is your time k1ng, I'll shine some of my spotlight your way.


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I'm not rereading anything. It's new to me when people bump old posts to join in your circle jerk of '04. It's not that I'm rereading anything hundreds of times either, it's that you make the same joke hundreds of times mini-Gallagher. Try to follow along without the help of your nuthugger Bishop. BTW, you're the one that keeps posting about me so you should reconsider who is making who dance. You can't stop thinking about me. Look at how much time you spend trying to make clever posts about me. Yes monkey, dance.

....waiting for more posts about me by the '04 time machine....

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You come to me k1ng . Time machine? This what ive got to work with?. Okay we'll go for a ride, ready?


1969------------- charlie manson




1933------------------- nazis



1993-------------- jenna jameson




Dizzy yet? Im glad you cleared it up for me though k1ng, I mean because it became public in 04 that chico beats women he is no longer a woman beater in 08. Its a year to year thing, I get it. Tater mitts?

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#6 Fatman.

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I was Never a hillary scott fanboy

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ahh youre right da burg I got my low end skanks mixed up again, I meant Hailey Young.

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I is so denying.....although I do cop to fanboi tendencies at certain vulnerable moments in rare instances, but no more so than any of you fuckers.

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God damn it da burg how can you deny this, even k1ng doesn't deny his obsessive fan boyism of that fat suicide girl he likes, he knows his colors.

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Both Monks and King are reaaaally sharp ....


LOL easily the most insulting thing to me in this thread, k1ngs not even close to being on my level. Hes my toy to play with when things get quite around here. I throw the tenis ball in the park and my little lap dog brings it back to me.

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I was Never a hillary scott fanboy

ahh youre right da burg I got my low end skanks mixed up again, I meant Hailey Young.

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I is so denying.....although I do cop to fanboi tendencies at certain vulnerable moments in rare instances, but no more so than any of you fuckers.

God damn it da burg how can you deny this, even k1ng doesn't deny his obsessive fan boyism of that fat suicide girl he likes, he knows his colors.

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How can I deny this? Easy I just did....I'm serious, just because you keep calling someone a liar over and over, that alone doesnt transform them into what it is you are chanting, like some Tibetan Dalai llama Monk Spell....I aM NOT A FANBOY...I, in fact, have Fans amongst a healthy cross section of Porn chicks and women associated with the sex industry in general. And that ultimately, is what burns your cookies isnt it Monkey? You try to pin me down, paint a label on my crippled ass, but it never works. You really are not a nice person....I hope you get audited by the IRS this year.

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k1ng, it became public in 04 that chico beats women

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This is sweet, thanks k1ng its a shame I can't capture your mind much like the term tater mitts has, I need to dig deeper then I ever have before to even begin to scratch the surface of the comedic genius that is k1ng, I mean tater mitts, its like god himself birthed it, its people like you that keep jay leno on the air and adam sandler movies in theatres.

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Monkey's strategy is quite simple, but no longer as effective. He simply makes a statement and then relies on his perceived reputation and standing to make it stick and for people to swallow it. Like his disagreeing with Gia here and simply saying he is yards ahead of King in whatever people perceive to be the nuts when it comes to posting. Ummm, no Monkey, you are not.

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You are not self deprecating at all Monkey, everything you post is Hostile and frankly, you are not a nice person

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....waiting for more posts about me by the '04 time machine....

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k1ng, it became public in 04 that chico beats women

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delivered like clockwork, too easy. it's almost sad monkey. maybe more posters will start calling you "pops" etc. and even get some prison neck tats like your last houseboy. I think tritone is the next most available candidate. he fits the profile of your last life partner, the way he gets pwned by white bitches and all.

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This is sweet, thanks k1ng its a shame I can't capture your mind much like the term tater mitts has, I need to dig deeper then I ever have before to even begin to scratch the surface of the comedic genius that is k1ng, I mean tater mitts, its like god himself birthed it, its people like you that keep jay leno on the air and adam sandler movies in theatres.

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remember, this is from the person that gave us lame or cool guy. nice try monkey, but you lost any chance at criticizing a person's sense of humor after that failure. suck tony and jeff's nuts some more, maybe they'll consider de-modding me too if you really suck hard enough. or just cry in the corner because no one give a shit about you anymore.

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Monkey's strategy is quite simple, but no longer as effective. He simply makes a statement and then relies on his perceived reputation and standing to make it stick and for people to swallow it. Like his disagreeing with Gia here and simply saying he is yards ahead of King in whatever people perceive to be the nuts when it comes to posting. Ummm, no Monkey, you are not.

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Good catch boy, bring it back, bring it back, k1nggggg bring it back, come on boy, gooooooood boy (rubs his belly)

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hilarious, it only took you 30 mins to respond. you're hanging on my every word. keep dancing, tritone wants to tango.

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Good boy, whos a good boy? yessssssss (rubs his head)

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you've cut it down to two minutes now and still with the "doggy" jokes. you really can't break out of your '04 form can you? wow, I didn't think it had gotten this bad. is this what everybody has been waiting for with your return? your locg alt id says - lame.

hey, monkey make another doggy/bone joke those are classic. if you're shying away from that because I called you out about how lame you are I bet you can say something witty about monstar and eyeliner. ....waiting....

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Oh would you look at that, he wants to shake hands, fussy youre such a good dog, yes you are, (throws ball) fetch, bring it back.

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hey, monkey make another doggy/bone joke those are classic.
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Oh would you look at that, he wants to shake hands, fussy youre such a good dog, yes you are, (throws ball) fetch, bring it back.

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Let's get back to the FAN BOYS here.

#6 Fatman.


Girls: The Milton Twins (Cherish and Calie Marie), Ceara Lynch, Jaime Langford, and flat-chested teens.

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Whenever he starts responding with the you know its over and you have won. Its like a burning Kuwaiti oil field/rig left by fleeing Iraqi Soldiers.

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Yes this thread SHOULD get back to getting Burg to admit he is a fanboy. It is the first step to healing.

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oh god, this is too good and too easy. not only can't he escape 2004, but he has to try to convince everyone he is somehow pulling my strings by adding it to his profile. that's the #1 sign you're my bitch, I just jerked off. keep dancing monkey, I'm sure everything is working out just how you planned.



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Umm 3 straight days all your posts been about me until today when I wasn't on, reading my profile at 5am yeah id say im pretty firmly entrenched in your mind right now . I admire your fight even if you are going into battle with a spoon, you refuse to lay down and be my bitch but its a fight you can't win because you are doing what I want you to do, i want there to be drama, shit throwing, abuse, a week ago you chico and monstar were all playing fan boy tiddlywinks banning anyone saying a nasty word into your direction, fast forward to now chico and monstar are ghosts and you have become my personal P.R machine. Hows it going k1ng?

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Let me derail the derailment to congratulate Burg. This is your finest post ever.

Funny, pointed, evocative imagery and blessedly brief. Congratulations, my friend.

I hope this can form a template for successful ecriture for you on a go-forward basis.

xoxo

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I think it’s important to first define a fanboy or at least distinguish the difference between one and a regular fan. This is very important because I am always afraid of crossing that line.

1) No matter how implausible the story of the whore, her tale is swallowed hook, line, and sinker. (*cough….jrv….cough*)

2) If you purchase something of value for her or give her money and do not receive any goods or services in exchange.

3) If you can describe perfectly the interior of her apartment, but have never been invited inside.

4) Your name is Ace Cartier.

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still my bitch.



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how do you tell who's winning these things?

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Either that or when one guy stops responding to the other guy's post he becomes the loser. I think those are the rules of internet fighting.

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I thought you were the loser when you continue responding. Winners have more important things to do in life, right?

Jay kay, I dont get it either.