In my week back ive noticed an increased amount of fanboy here now, and how half the threads tend to get derailed into tribute threads for the girls they worship, So why not dedicate a thread to the men behind (in the parking lots, bushes and apartment buildings) the girls.
Top 5 XPT fanboy Rankings
1. Ben:
Top Girls: Ceara, Holly, Gia and Vivid contract girls
Info: Might be the biggest fag ever to post on xpt, everything he posts is how much he loves these girls its so insanely gay that I tend to believe its an act
Ben's fanboy Theme Song: Hold On By Wilson Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXCGpABh9I2. Swami
Top Girls: Sammura, Gen Padova, Kami Andrews and Any pair of tits with a pulse
Info: Porn/sports radio personality superstar, infamous for his XPT meltdowns defending his girls and himself against claims of stalking girls. R.I.P
Swami's Fanboy Theme Song: Foreigner's I wanna know what love is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk3. k1ng
Top girls: Suicide girls and rebellious teens
info: He spends hours searching through mugshots, facebook, myspace and photo bucket for pictures of girls he can worship, I picture him as an overweight able body version of daburg, probably a little older, late 40's perhaps.
K1ng's fanboy theme song: Corey Hart's Sunglasses at night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9p0Ac5bLlI4.Da Burg
Top Girls: Hillary Scott, Holly, Teagan among many others
Info: XPT's disabled mascot. He would be higher on the list if he could walk because when they break it off with him he goes crazy, very entertaining, his hillary scott suicidal rant was great what added to his pain was the fact she was getting random fans to be part of a gangbang scene she was doing a week after she broke his heart.
da burg's fanboy theme song: Randy Newman's Short People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA5. Christian X
Top Girls: Anyone who doesn't have him on their no list.
info: Porn performer who will chime in on any thread that mentions someone hes worked with saying how great they are as people and performers.
Christian's fanboy theme song: (what else could it be) abba's dancing queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOawIm sure theres hundreds ive missed, please feel free to share some of your favorite xpt fanboys to the thread.
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