ENOUGH!

Taylor Rain is pregnant, and we don't yet know what species or color the child is yet. Or if the birth scene will be worthy of
Alien.
Kurt Lockwood is on the verge of doing a 65 anal cream pie as soon as contract details are finalized with Robert Hill (he's holding out for rights to shoot under Joey Silvera on the side).
.. and yet some are ignoring these momentous issues, choosing instead to strut their manliness on a porn board in a thread about baseball card signature values.
More porn, less catfights that don't involve females.