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The reason for the Jules Jordan hardon becomes quite clear as well...I've never noticed the facial similarity before, but upon closer examination I'm sure Powdarth must constantly get chicks telling him that he 'kind of looks like Jules Jordan' (only without the vast amounts of money, big house and flashy cars). It must drive him insane! 'Argh! If only I had gotten a proper, contemporary haircut and learned the manly art of shaving...it could be me making all that money and blowing my load on Jenna Haze and Charmane Star and making all that money and winning all those awards!'. For Powdarth, seeing Jules is like seeing an alternative reality version of how his life could have turned out, only living in the same reality.

Instead, he's just a gopher at a now-defunct 'internet radio station' and sometime drug dealer (allegedly). Life's a bitch, ain't it?

If one of you industry insider types (the real ones) could get Jules to commit to dressing up like Garth from Wayne's World this Halloween, then I believe Porn Valley could be seeing double!