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Christian blogs on www.christiansingstheblues.com : Donny Long is a male performer who was such a douche and burned so many bridges, and so many girls hated him, that his workload dried up almost completely.

This was for a couple of reasons. First of all, he is a msyoginist who hates women (he has gone to jail for beating up his girl once), and he treats them like shit. Second, he still wears a pooka shell necklace, circa 1992. Third, he dresses like a homeless person wearing Salvation Army clothes on Venice Beach. Fourth, he drives a Navigator with a gigantic sticker on the back that says XXXPORNJOBS or some shit. I already told you guys that most of the porn shot in the valley is shot at private homes.

Do you think homeowners like it when a car pulls up with THAT sticker on it and parks it in front on their place? You might as well start yelling "we are shooting porn here at this house!" around the neighborhood. His car was actually banned from many shoot houses in the valley.

I will chaleenge anyone to find a female performer in the business who is willing to say on camera for the record, that she is attracted to and likes working with Donny Long. Someone find me this white whale! Somehow incredibly, he found some moron willing to give him money to shoot porn. I know what everyone is thinking, wait a second, he is a terrible performer, so why on earth would anyone think he would be any good directing the same scenes?

Well, apparently he found someone who has no fucking idea how the business works, or someone who didn't call anyone about Donny Long and his reputation as a super douche. So now he is the CEO of Donny Long Productions, which is basically the same thing being the CEO of a pile of dogshit.

I heard Brazzers gave him a chance to direct, and he succeeded to fuck that up in less than 10 scenes. I see HUGE things on the horizon for DLP (Donny Long Productions)! I can only hope that one day, if I work hard enough, and pay my dues, that I will be good enough to work for him and his prestigious dogshit company. I swear to god, the humor in this business almost writes itself sometimes.

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