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Having discussed the issue at length with Fatty, I'm confident that I can pinpoint the exact source of his complaint. The "Post Zero," if you will:



You must have really been Burglarhobbled™ by consistancy before graduating from The Maxi School of Flip-Flop†.



When you "talk to him at length" Do you ever hold him and just cry?

There is no change, no flip flop. You might recall the FATMAN STATUS THREAD which was started by Bornyo. As I understand it, the purpose was to segregate and focus his personal anecdotes. Same concept, although Bornyo is more polite than I care to be.

Fatty is harmless, although he can be trying at times (for example, his lack of irony can be frustrating). I think he genuinely means well, and often contributes interesting things. His batting average may be lower than some, but that would be a function of the thousands of at-bats he takes.

Unfortunately, you bring out the worst in him, because you are a cancer. Not porn-whore fake cancer, but months of unsuccessful chemo-therapy, puking constantly as your hair falls out in clumps before you eventually succumb cancer.

We don't want to hear about where or when you wrote your math tests, what bodega you buy your fortified wine from, what newspapers you've endlessly cut and pasted to the AWOP forum, or what pretend legal insight you got from your pretend experience as a pretend lawyer.

Like all cancers, the sooner your are cut out and moved to a plastic biohazard bin, the better for all concerned. Including you.

Oh and thanks for the shout out. Please feel free to point out some more of my better work. I'm thinking of making a coffee table book - perhaps I can send you one for Christmas.

Obsess much?
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